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Superliminal Messaging
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a bar...
CLICK "I LIKE THIS!"!
... and they all ask for drinks...
CLICK "I LIKE THIS!"!
... and are refused service. They forgot their ID.
And tried to pay with a forged Scottish £10.00 note. The bastards.
You know what to do.
(Mon 27th Jun 2005, 21:25, More)
Superliminal Messaging
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a bar...
CLICK "I LIKE THIS!"!
... and they all ask for drinks...
CLICK "I LIKE THIS!"!
... and are refused service. They forgot their ID.
And tried to pay with a forged Scottish £10.00 note. The bastards.
You know what to do.
(Mon 27th Jun 2005, 21:25, More)
» Misunderstood
Curious Love
Being a classic schoolground nerd, I have no courage. I was also infatuated with a pretty young creature called X. She was totally different to me, athletic, good conversationist (I am, but only around other nerds), good-looking... You get the picture. My friends knew - she did not. So they very kindly went and asked her out for me... without me asking.
However, the only time they had ever heard me mention her, I had only said her name.
So they asked the wrong girl. They did ask someone called X, but a different one. One who I was good friends with at the time, we were a perfect match. We both read the same things, liked the same music, played the same games (sadly not video games - my only qualm!). It had just never occurred to me to get past "just friends".
The next time I saw her, she wrapped her arms around me. We're still happy.(both 15)
(Sun 9th Oct 2005, 20:20, More)
Curious Love
Being a classic schoolground nerd, I have no courage. I was also infatuated with a pretty young creature called X. She was totally different to me, athletic, good conversationist (I am, but only around other nerds), good-looking... You get the picture. My friends knew - she did not. So they very kindly went and asked her out for me... without me asking.
However, the only time they had ever heard me mention her, I had only said her name.
So they asked the wrong girl. They did ask someone called X, but a different one. One who I was good friends with at the time, we were a perfect match. We both read the same things, liked the same music, played the same games (sadly not video games - my only qualm!). It had just never occurred to me to get past "just friends".
The next time I saw her, she wrapped her arms around me. We're still happy.(both 15)
(Sun 9th Oct 2005, 20:20, More)
» Scary Neighbours
No scary neighbours at all, actually
www.channel4.com/4homes/ontv/best&worst/best&worst_best.html
I love living in Epsom.
(Sun 28th Aug 2005, 16:49, More)
No scary neighbours at all, actually
www.channel4.com/4homes/ontv/best&worst/best&worst_best.html
I love living in Epsom.
(Sun 28th Aug 2005, 16:49, More)
» I was drunk when I bought this
Not old enough to drink, probably never will
But still, I managed somehow to buy, and build, an Airfix Red Arrows Fighter Jet, after 46 hours of being awake. I was twitchy with coffee and sugar.
Also a roll of duct tape.
(Tue 14th Jun 2005, 21:27, More)
Not old enough to drink, probably never will
But still, I managed somehow to buy, and build, an Airfix Red Arrows Fighter Jet, after 46 hours of being awake. I was twitchy with coffee and sugar.
Also a roll of duct tape.
(Tue 14th Jun 2005, 21:27, More)