Profile for Mr Moo Cow - HairyBeef:
i like:
Eating
wearing clothes that are too big for me
smelling petrol
sex
i am growing a beard. it looks like a bar code.
being really hungry makes me want to cry.
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i like:
Eating
wearing clothes that are too big for me
smelling petrol
sex
i am growing a beard. it looks like a bar code.
being really hungry makes me want to cry.
Recent front page messages:
none
Best answers to questions:
» Heckles
More of a comeback than a heckle....
On the way to pick up a TV i had bought on ebay, from a warehouse somewhere in manchester, a friend and I walked past a couple of chav's - matching black tracksuits, can of special brew in hand etc etc...
Anyway, the smarter of the 2 noticed we both wear glasses and came out with:
"Ha ha, 8 eyes, 8 EYES!"
To which my friend replied:
"Hu Hu Hu - NO GCSE's"
(Thu 6th Apr 2006, 21:52, More)
More of a comeback than a heckle....
On the way to pick up a TV i had bought on ebay, from a warehouse somewhere in manchester, a friend and I walked past a couple of chav's - matching black tracksuits, can of special brew in hand etc etc...
Anyway, the smarter of the 2 noticed we both wear glasses and came out with:
"Ha ha, 8 eyes, 8 EYES!"
To which my friend replied:
"Hu Hu Hu - NO GCSE's"
(Thu 6th Apr 2006, 21:52, More)
» When I met the parents
Ever wanted to eat your own head?
this made me cringe when i heard it...
happened to friend of mine. he went over to an old friends house, a girl who he hadnt seen for a few years, to catch up etc.
anyway, she has 3 sisters all of whom have behavioural conditions. one has ADHD, the others i dont know. i think on of them is assburgers.
the mum and the girls are at the table with my mate chatting away waiting for his housemate who was driving over to pick him up.
When arrives, he accepts the cup of tea he's offered and sit down at the table. and says:
Right,so who has what again?
(Sat 21st May 2005, 18:09, More)
Ever wanted to eat your own head?
this made me cringe when i heard it...
happened to friend of mine. he went over to an old friends house, a girl who he hadnt seen for a few years, to catch up etc.
anyway, she has 3 sisters all of whom have behavioural conditions. one has ADHD, the others i dont know. i think on of them is assburgers.
the mum and the girls are at the table with my mate chatting away waiting for his housemate who was driving over to pick him up.
When arrives, he accepts the cup of tea he's offered and sit down at the table. and says:
Right,so who has what again?
(Sat 21st May 2005, 18:09, More)
» Petty Sabotage
Embryonic stages as a sabateur
i was about 5 or 6 when i had been told off by my dad, which as normal upset me a little. I thought it would be a good idea to get him back by filling up a cup with washing up liquid and telling him it was tea.
he didnt fall for it. And i got a thick ear.
(Mon 9th May 2005, 8:29, More)
Embryonic stages as a sabateur
i was about 5 or 6 when i had been told off by my dad, which as normal upset me a little. I thought it would be a good idea to get him back by filling up a cup with washing up liquid and telling him it was tea.
he didnt fall for it. And i got a thick ear.
(Mon 9th May 2005, 8:29, More)
» When I met the parents
I wish....
i could make a post like this.
im not getting any.
/cry
/knockoneoff
(Sat 21st May 2005, 13:06, More)
I wish....
i could make a post like this.
im not getting any.
/cry
/knockoneoff
(Sat 21st May 2005, 13:06, More)
» The Onosecond
It was a really good joke though
i was friends with a girl i had grown up with and we always laughed around etc and becuase i knew her well, i could moon her and play other boyish jokes and she'd find it gross, but funny.
anyway, id sometimes send her rude jokes by txt. so one day i d heard a really good one from a friend and i sent the following text to her:
Whats the difference between a pizza delivery boy and a gynaecologist?
They can both smell it, but cant eat it.
As soon as i pressed send i realized her dad was a retired gynaecologist.
it was a few years ago and all i can remember is frantically tryig to pull out the phone battery in an attempt to stop the radio waves reaching her phone.
it didnt work and she got it. i replyed with an apology, an "oops" and then i said i was gonna bang my head off a wall. she saw the funny side. but neither of us have mentioned it since.
she was grossed out as hell though with the thought of her dad smelling vagina. *ahem*
time for me to go home. (no jokes about length this time, im too disgusted with myself)
(Thu 26th May 2005, 17:28, More)
It was a really good joke though
i was friends with a girl i had grown up with and we always laughed around etc and becuase i knew her well, i could moon her and play other boyish jokes and she'd find it gross, but funny.
anyway, id sometimes send her rude jokes by txt. so one day i d heard a really good one from a friend and i sent the following text to her:
Whats the difference between a pizza delivery boy and a gynaecologist?
They can both smell it, but cant eat it.
As soon as i pressed send i realized her dad was a retired gynaecologist.
it was a few years ago and all i can remember is frantically tryig to pull out the phone battery in an attempt to stop the radio waves reaching her phone.
it didnt work and she got it. i replyed with an apology, an "oops" and then i said i was gonna bang my head off a wall. she saw the funny side. but neither of us have mentioned it since.
she was grossed out as hell though with the thought of her dad smelling vagina. *ahem*
time for me to go home. (no jokes about length this time, im too disgusted with myself)
(Thu 26th May 2005, 17:28, More)