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I hate libraians! They stink of books and they think they rule the world. GRRRRRR thank god we're didgital kids now and dont have to go into those awful buildings unless we feel like being patronised or want to get yelled at for breathing in the musty air.
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I hate libraians! They stink of books and they think they rule the world. GRRRRRR thank god we're didgital kids now and dont have to go into those awful buildings unless we feel like being patronised or want to get yelled at for breathing in the musty air.
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» I was drunk when I bought this
Didn’t buy, um found on the floor somewhere.
It was a drunken night like any other and we had the usual 4 or 5(million) mile walk home. I found this gorgeous headscarf. I couldn’t believe my luck. All my friends were trying to get me to chuck it back on the floor where I found it, but I knew that’s just because they wanted it for themselves. Selfish fuckers. So anyway to cut a long story short I woke up with the most minging ripped smelly shirt on my head. Yes folks my lovely head scarf that complemented my traffic cone on my head so well the night before had turned into a rancid smelly rag.
Tragic!!!!
(Fri 10th Jun 2005, 17:49, More)
Didn’t buy, um found on the floor somewhere.
It was a drunken night like any other and we had the usual 4 or 5(million) mile walk home. I found this gorgeous headscarf. I couldn’t believe my luck. All my friends were trying to get me to chuck it back on the floor where I found it, but I knew that’s just because they wanted it for themselves. Selfish fuckers. So anyway to cut a long story short I woke up with the most minging ripped smelly shirt on my head. Yes folks my lovely head scarf that complemented my traffic cone on my head so well the night before had turned into a rancid smelly rag.
Tragic!!!!
(Fri 10th Jun 2005, 17:49, More)
» Intense Friendships
I'm first
Woo hoo
I had a friend when I was at primary school who would rip open her toys for me so I could use them as puppets. She also made me a Christmas card once with her own hair stuck on it.
I dont see her anymore.
(Fri 28th Jul 2006, 12:49, More)
I'm first
Woo hoo
I had a friend when I was at primary school who would rip open her toys for me so I could use them as puppets. She also made me a Christmas card once with her own hair stuck on it.
I dont see her anymore.
(Fri 28th Jul 2006, 12:49, More)
» Hidden Treasure
Porn
Well would of been better if
a) I was a boy
b) over 12
c) it not been my Dads!
The funniest thing was I found it in the garage!! It all makes sense now why I was never allowed in there when "Daddy was working!"
No wonder I'm twisted!!!
(Fri 1st Jul 2005, 18:29, More)
Porn
Well would of been better if
a) I was a boy
b) over 12
c) it not been my Dads!
The funniest thing was I found it in the garage!! It all makes sense now why I was never allowed in there when "Daddy was working!"
No wonder I'm twisted!!!
(Fri 1st Jul 2005, 18:29, More)
» I'm an expert
Lowering the tone
Apparently its not appropriate to mention double ended dongs and rubber fists sophisticated function what with being a lady and all.
I've also been told its not nice to tell people I've got to go for a pot noodle and a wank.
Lastly I made up something about my friend wearing his ladylady on his head as a hat, and then went on about her saggy flaps!
I think I've proved my point.
(Thu 23rd Jun 2005, 20:35, More)
Lowering the tone
Apparently its not appropriate to mention double ended dongs and rubber fists sophisticated function what with being a lady and all.
I've also been told its not nice to tell people I've got to go for a pot noodle and a wank.
Lastly I made up something about my friend wearing his ladylady on his head as a hat, and then went on about her saggy flaps!
I think I've proved my point.
(Thu 23rd Jun 2005, 20:35, More)
» Ripped Off
Say no to drugs!!
A friend of mine was hammered in London when a shifty looking chap comes up to him and offers to sell him weed for £10, He says yes and gives him £20 and the other guy runs off without giving him the weed, (which was probably mud anyway) so he shouts "STOP FBI!". For some reason the guy didn't come back.
(Wed 21st Feb 2007, 16:37, More)
Say no to drugs!!
A friend of mine was hammered in London when a shifty looking chap comes up to him and offers to sell him weed for £10, He says yes and gives him £20 and the other guy runs off without giving him the weed, (which was probably mud anyway) so he shouts "STOP FBI!". For some reason the guy didn't come back.
(Wed 21st Feb 2007, 16:37, More)