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» Hotel Splendido
Discrete
About a year ago, my girlfriend and I checked into a hotel near to where we work.
We spent quite a few hours getting up to all sorts of naughtiness, toys and other props being involved.
I had to leave around midnight to get back to the missus, leaving her there for the night.
I dropped in on the way to work the next morning and found her eating a full English breakfast.... surrounded by whips, dildos, fetish clothing and the like, it looked like the set of a serious porn film.
The waiter hadnt even blinked at it, because it wasnt until I mentioned it to her that she said Oh my GOD ! Bet he has dined out on that one - cheers mate.
(Fri 18th Jan 2008, 1:58, More)
Discrete
About a year ago, my girlfriend and I checked into a hotel near to where we work.
We spent quite a few hours getting up to all sorts of naughtiness, toys and other props being involved.
I had to leave around midnight to get back to the missus, leaving her there for the night.
I dropped in on the way to work the next morning and found her eating a full English breakfast.... surrounded by whips, dildos, fetish clothing and the like, it looked like the set of a serious porn film.
The waiter hadnt even blinked at it, because it wasnt until I mentioned it to her that she said Oh my GOD ! Bet he has dined out on that one - cheers mate.
(Fri 18th Jan 2008, 1:58, More)
» How I Skive Off Work
PG Tips
Yes, many many years ago I had a temp job at the company that makes the tea that those chimps loved so much. It was about £1.20 an hour, so you can guess how long ago it was.
My job was delivering the post in the head office and it went like this ....
On the hour, load up the trolley with all the mail, mosey round 2 or 3 floors handing out the post and chatting to the lovely ladies. At quarter past the hour, return to the postroom and sort out the collected post. The next 44 minutes were spent reading, chatting, smoking and drinking tea.
No skiving necessary, that was the job, bloody fantastic.
One bloke, an old union guy was 'let go', because they thought it would be a good idea to use a little of the free time to print up some envelopes with shareholders addresses on, about 30 mins a day - and the twunt refused to do it on the grounds it wasnt in his job description !!
(Fri 29th Apr 2005, 0:02, More)
PG Tips
Yes, many many years ago I had a temp job at the company that makes the tea that those chimps loved so much. It was about £1.20 an hour, so you can guess how long ago it was.
My job was delivering the post in the head office and it went like this ....
On the hour, load up the trolley with all the mail, mosey round 2 or 3 floors handing out the post and chatting to the lovely ladies. At quarter past the hour, return to the postroom and sort out the collected post. The next 44 minutes were spent reading, chatting, smoking and drinking tea.
No skiving necessary, that was the job, bloody fantastic.
One bloke, an old union guy was 'let go', because they thought it would be a good idea to use a little of the free time to print up some envelopes with shareholders addresses on, about 30 mins a day - and the twunt refused to do it on the grounds it wasnt in his job description !!
(Fri 29th Apr 2005, 0:02, More)
» Stupid Tourists
OK, not a tourist story
But it seems quite relevant
I used to work with a girl and most days Id hear this conversation on the phone (just her end)
.........
My name ? Ill spell it
.........
OK, Glowinski
.........
G.L.O.W.I.N.S.K.I.
Well it made us laugh, if someone offers to spell their name, you can be sure it isnt Jones or Smith.
(Sat 9th Jul 2005, 0:31, More)
OK, not a tourist story
But it seems quite relevant
I used to work with a girl and most days Id hear this conversation on the phone (just her end)
.........
My name ? Ill spell it
.........
OK, Glowinski
.........
G.L.O.W.I.N.S.K.I.
Well it made us laugh, if someone offers to spell their name, you can be sure it isnt Jones or Smith.
(Sat 9th Jul 2005, 0:31, More)
» Stupid Tourists
In Whitehall
A german couple asked me "Does ze bus number elf stop here"
Luckily my rudimentary knowledge of German enabled me to work out they wanted the 11.
Apologies for lack of length, but its been a damned cold summer
(Thu 7th Jul 2005, 22:36, More)
In Whitehall
A german couple asked me "Does ze bus number elf stop here"
Luckily my rudimentary knowledge of German enabled me to work out they wanted the 11.
Apologies for lack of length, but its been a damned cold summer
(Thu 7th Jul 2005, 22:36, More)