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Hot chick with huge norks - that's me.
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Hot chick with huge norks - that's me.
I rock.
Hard.
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» The last thing that made me cry
XXX Disaster
I cried the last time I waxed all the hair off my beaver. The wax was too hot, I gave myself blisters that have only just gone away. To make matters worse, the other half had been away for a month, and I was just trying to pretty myself up for the imminent marathon shag-fest we were sure to have. Trouble was, I damaged myself so much, we had to wait another week. Bloody tears of desperation from us both, I can tell you!!!
(Tue 19th Apr 2005, 23:14, More)
XXX Disaster
I cried the last time I waxed all the hair off my beaver. The wax was too hot, I gave myself blisters that have only just gone away. To make matters worse, the other half had been away for a month, and I was just trying to pretty myself up for the imminent marathon shag-fest we were sure to have. Trouble was, I damaged myself so much, we had to wait another week. Bloody tears of desperation from us both, I can tell you!!!
(Tue 19th Apr 2005, 23:14, More)
» Take my Mother-in-law...
At this very second
My in-laws are here on holiday from Far Nth Queensland. They have been here for 2 weeks, and I was getting a bit over it, so I killed them and buried then underneath a banksia bush in the back yard. Now they will ALWAYS BE HERE!! I should have thought of that before I topped them.
(Fri 9th Sep 2005, 9:32, More)
At this very second
My in-laws are here on holiday from Far Nth Queensland. They have been here for 2 weeks, and I was getting a bit over it, so I killed them and buried then underneath a banksia bush in the back yard. Now they will ALWAYS BE HERE!! I should have thought of that before I topped them.
(Fri 9th Sep 2005, 9:32, More)
» Crappy Prizes
Chookie chookie chookie
I won a chook in bingo while on a camping trip. We didnt have a stove or a fridge. We threw it onto the roof of the caravan next door cause we were cranky at them from playing Olivia Newton John music all night.
Lets get physical!!
(Fri 5th Aug 2005, 0:11, More)
Chookie chookie chookie
I won a chook in bingo while on a camping trip. We didnt have a stove or a fridge. We threw it onto the roof of the caravan next door cause we were cranky at them from playing Olivia Newton John music all night.
Lets get physical!!
(Fri 5th Aug 2005, 0:11, More)
» Weird Traditions
Loong trips to holiday destinations
In Ausralia, it is somewhat of a tradition to travel upwards of 8 hours in a hot sticky family car to get to a shite camping ground to have a family holiday.
Everytime we would pass a cemetry in a small town, my dad would say: "dead centre of town, people are dying to get in there..."
har har har... but it hasn't stopped me from doing it with the hubby now, has it?!?
(Fri 29th Jul 2005, 0:39, More)
Loong trips to holiday destinations
In Ausralia, it is somewhat of a tradition to travel upwards of 8 hours in a hot sticky family car to get to a shite camping ground to have a family holiday.
Everytime we would pass a cemetry in a small town, my dad would say: "dead centre of town, people are dying to get in there..."
har har har... but it hasn't stopped me from doing it with the hubby now, has it?!?
(Fri 29th Jul 2005, 0:39, More)