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» Now, there was no need for that...

hand jobs
When you think about it there isn't a need for hand jobs. If you want it done right, do it yourself.
(Mon 20th Jun 2005, 22:59, More)

» The last thing that made me cry

make cry me
The last time I cried was Sunday when I spent almost 15 minutes making a pefect sandwhich and then as I was walking into the living room I tripped over my cat and my sandwhich went all over the floor and my fucking cat started eating it.
(Tue 19th Apr 2005, 21:49, More)

» When animals attack...

fucking emu
The last time I was attacked by an animal was when I was trying to teach my pet Emu how to play checkers. I won, and he got mad and kicked me in the face.
(Thu 2nd Jun 2005, 23:15, More)