» World's Sickest Joke

whats pink and fluffy?
pink fluff

whats blue and fluffy

pink fluff holding its breath...duh!
(Sat 17th Dec 2005, 17:38, More)

» Crazy Relatives

my dear granparents
my dads parents are both odd in their own special way...
my gran's mother was turkish, yet she (my gran) still remains slightly racist...she went to pick her sister from the airport a few weeks ago at the same time as a PIA plane had landed, so the arrivals gate was pretty full. when her sister appeared, looking confused, my dear gran called over to her...in her very queen like voice...'dont worry dear you are in England'
my grandfather however...chain smokes because he forgets hes already had one...
(Fri 6th Jul 2007, 12:45, More)

» In the Army Now - The joy of the Armed Forces

until january i was an air cadet and...
i have to say...chipmunks sound scarier than grob tutors...and they're evil... and the NCOs and officers, besides the camp fling i had, were cnuts...

oh and my dad was in the REME, went to iraq and played volleyball for four months
(Wed 29th Mar 2006, 20:17, More)

» Insults

small school children...
my poor friend has the unfortunate luck of being the daughter of a well known science teacher at a school near her...she often gets insults shouted at her with regards to her dad...such as 'look the eggheads daughter' and so on...however once as we were sat innocently on a bus one child asked his other friend what he had for breakfast...to which the child replied 'mr so and so on toast'
i still cannot find the logic behind that...
(Mon 8th Oct 2007, 16:36, More)

» Picky Eaters

sushi
see i love the stuff fabulous...and its not raw fish...sashimi is raw fish that can be eaten with sushi but not always...sushi is the actual rice used...

but give me mashed potato and i'll probs puke...or choke...
(Wed 7th Mar 2007, 19:51, More)