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I am 20yr old badger from Huddersfield, currently residing in London after a brief stint "studying" (I use the term loosely) at Keele University
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» Restaurants, Kitchens and Bars... Oh my!
I'm a chef in a chain pub restaurant
We play all sorts of tricks on people, ie new staff and waiting staff. Send them up to the fridge for chicken lips, etc
The best one was vetween a chef and a waiter.
The waiter was a guy called Scott who only worked on sundays. Although he's a very clever chap he talked quite slowly.
The Chef was a guy named Daryll.
Now what we did was on Darylls first sunday shift was to tell him that Scott was mentally retarded and only worked one day a week on day release. Everyone had to talk to Scott very slowly and clearly and under no circumstances must he shout or get angry with Scott or else he may go mental.
We then told Scott exactly the same thing about daryll.
For about 3 weeks, all us chefs were pissing ourselfs at them two, untill we couldn't take it anymore and told them.
Daryll left a week later
(Fri 21st Jul 2006, 17:33, More)
I'm a chef in a chain pub restaurant
We play all sorts of tricks on people, ie new staff and waiting staff. Send them up to the fridge for chicken lips, etc
The best one was vetween a chef and a waiter.
The waiter was a guy called Scott who only worked on sundays. Although he's a very clever chap he talked quite slowly.
The Chef was a guy named Daryll.
Now what we did was on Darylls first sunday shift was to tell him that Scott was mentally retarded and only worked one day a week on day release. Everyone had to talk to Scott very slowly and clearly and under no circumstances must he shout or get angry with Scott or else he may go mental.
We then told Scott exactly the same thing about daryll.
For about 3 weeks, all us chefs were pissing ourselfs at them two, untill we couldn't take it anymore and told them.
Daryll left a week later
(Fri 21st Jul 2006, 17:33, More)
» I'm going to Hell...
During my time as a sixth former
A small kid pushed in front of me in the dinner queue, so I picked him up turned around and put him on his arse.
"What are you doing?" He said
"Your mum" I childishly replied.
"My mum's dead" came the response, folled by a swift "so thats why she didn't move around so much then"!
The kids started crying his eyes out and had to be comforted by a dinner lady...
(Fri 12th Dec 2008, 15:15, More)
During my time as a sixth former
A small kid pushed in front of me in the dinner queue, so I picked him up turned around and put him on his arse.
"What are you doing?" He said
"Your mum" I childishly replied.
"My mum's dead" came the response, folled by a swift "so thats why she didn't move around so much then"!
The kids started crying his eyes out and had to be comforted by a dinner lady...
(Fri 12th Dec 2008, 15:15, More)
» Advice from Old People
Martin, my stepdad's father is a strict devout catholic widower.
My mum and stepdad threw a party with loads of people turning up (none under the age of 35). I was sat there and Martin came up to me and asked where my friend Andrew was.
I told him it wasn't his thing, and Martin turns round and says "I understand, there's a severe lack of talent at this party. I'd have more chance pulling at church!"
Legend.
(Thu 19th Jun 2008, 17:17, More)
Martin, my stepdad's father is a strict devout catholic widower.
My mum and stepdad threw a party with loads of people turning up (none under the age of 35). I was sat there and Martin came up to me and asked where my friend Andrew was.
I told him it wasn't his thing, and Martin turns round and says "I understand, there's a severe lack of talent at this party. I'd have more chance pulling at church!"
Legend.
(Thu 19th Jun 2008, 17:17, More)