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» When animals attack...

Hammy Attack
When I were a lad I used to go every Sunday morning to the local Newsagents to get my Dad his Sunday newspaper and a packet of cigs.
One Sunday I decided to take our hamster inevitably called "Hammy" with me and popped him in my jacket pocket.
The little bugger waited until I it was my turn to be served before crunching down on my Index finger.
"AAARRGGGHHH!"" I screamed at the newsagent when he asked what I wanted.
(Fri 3rd Jun 2005, 13:51, More)

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How to deal with Wasps
I was working in a printers.
One hot summers day a large wasp was buzzing around the printshop driving us all mad.
Cue Les the little West-Indian guy who walks calmly over to it, cups it between his hands, keeps moving his hands like Maracas, walks over to the door and lets it go.
If you keep your hands moving the wasp cannot sting you.
Not that I have ever been brave enough to try it myself.
(Wed 8th Jun 2005, 9:37, More)