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» Crap meals out
Do it yourself
Never, ever, ever plan to go for a meal out on the following: Valentines Day, Mothering Sunday, New Year or in the month of December. You are asking for trouble. Not only will you end up paying 50% more, you can guarantee crap service, and possible food poisoning. If you're feeling romantic, festive etc. get your arse down to M&S or Sainsburys. Save yourself time, money and effort and you even get a nice bit of satisfaction of cooking something "homemade". Obviously not made in your home (or any home for that matter). But you can lie godammit!
Also, never eat in McDonalds. Ever.
(Sun 30th Apr 2006, 19:27, More)
Do it yourself
Never, ever, ever plan to go for a meal out on the following: Valentines Day, Mothering Sunday, New Year or in the month of December. You are asking for trouble. Not only will you end up paying 50% more, you can guarantee crap service, and possible food poisoning. If you're feeling romantic, festive etc. get your arse down to M&S or Sainsburys. Save yourself time, money and effort and you even get a nice bit of satisfaction of cooking something "homemade". Obviously not made in your home (or any home for that matter). But you can lie godammit!
Also, never eat in McDonalds. Ever.
(Sun 30th Apr 2006, 19:27, More)
» Useless advice
My Dad always told me
and I would do anything for love. But I wont do that.
And then I taped over his Meatloaf video with the Scott and Charlene wedding.
I woke up in hospital and have been a wheelchair ever since.
(Fri 20th Oct 2006, 21:33, More)
My Dad always told me
and I would do anything for love. But I wont do that.
And then I taped over his Meatloaf video with the Scott and Charlene wedding.
I woke up in hospital and have been a wheelchair ever since.
(Fri 20th Oct 2006, 21:33, More)
» Common
Jamie Oliver
but not Gordon Ramsay
When I was at school, because I enjoyed reading (and could actually read), didn't smoke roll ups, lose my virginity in a church yard, and hated Take That I was considered posh. And when I had friends round for dinner, Mum made lasagne or a casserole, and not burger and chips, we were considered posh.
Nearly 20 years later, because I still enjoy reading (and also writing books), drink wine and whiskey, can cook and I don't speak with the lovely regional accent of my birth, I am considered posh.
Posh I may be. But I'm also proud to be really filthy tart in private. I'll do stuff that will make your hair curl! Now that's proper posh!
(Fri 17th Oct 2008, 22:34, More)
Jamie Oliver
but not Gordon Ramsay
When I was at school, because I enjoyed reading (and could actually read), didn't smoke roll ups, lose my virginity in a church yard, and hated Take That I was considered posh. And when I had friends round for dinner, Mum made lasagne or a casserole, and not burger and chips, we were considered posh.
Nearly 20 years later, because I still enjoy reading (and also writing books), drink wine and whiskey, can cook and I don't speak with the lovely regional accent of my birth, I am considered posh.
Posh I may be. But I'm also proud to be really filthy tart in private. I'll do stuff that will make your hair curl! Now that's proper posh!
(Fri 17th Oct 2008, 22:34, More)
» Unexpected Good Fortune
Free Guitar
Actually related to question of the week.
At the age of 17, modelling myself on Janis Joplin, decided to learn to play guitar, and Daddy Stunt took me to music shop to purchase an electric guitar. I was to pay him back monthly from my ill gotten gains baby-sitting (adults dressed as babies). Found a lovely shiny black guitar, and attempted to locate Sales Person. Cue bored, sullen, sulky, couldn't give a flying fcuk teenage oik salesgirl. The kind you want to punch in the gullet. Daddy Stunt pays by cheque. Oik gives him receipt, and off we trot back to Stunt Towers with my new shiny black guitar (which I incicidentally never learn to play because I am that lazy).
About to get out of car with Daddy Stunt, he takes his wallet out of his pocket, and finds that no only has oik given him receipt; she has also handed back his cheque. Daft munter actually bothered to ask him to write address of Stunt Towers on back of cheque. But they have now got no record of our address so guitar costs us owt.
Course Daddy Stunt, being the big gay bear that he is, says I still have to pay him for guitar. Until I mention that if he makes me I will tell Mommy Stunt, and she will march us back to the store to presumably pay for their error.
Moral of story - free guitar.
P.S. I love you Lt. Columbo!
Apologies for length. Going now to the A&E to have it removed.
(Sun 17th Sep 2006, 1:14, More)
Free Guitar
Actually related to question of the week.
At the age of 17, modelling myself on Janis Joplin, decided to learn to play guitar, and Daddy Stunt took me to music shop to purchase an electric guitar. I was to pay him back monthly from my ill gotten gains baby-sitting (adults dressed as babies). Found a lovely shiny black guitar, and attempted to locate Sales Person. Cue bored, sullen, sulky, couldn't give a flying fcuk teenage oik salesgirl. The kind you want to punch in the gullet. Daddy Stunt pays by cheque. Oik gives him receipt, and off we trot back to Stunt Towers with my new shiny black guitar (which I incicidentally never learn to play because I am that lazy).
About to get out of car with Daddy Stunt, he takes his wallet out of his pocket, and finds that no only has oik given him receipt; she has also handed back his cheque. Daft munter actually bothered to ask him to write address of Stunt Towers on back of cheque. But they have now got no record of our address so guitar costs us owt.
Course Daddy Stunt, being the big gay bear that he is, says I still have to pay him for guitar. Until I mention that if he makes me I will tell Mommy Stunt, and she will march us back to the store to presumably pay for their error.
Moral of story - free guitar.
P.S. I love you Lt. Columbo!
Apologies for length. Going now to the A&E to have it removed.
(Sun 17th Sep 2006, 1:14, More)
» Unexpected Good Fortune
Mondaise
Free carparking is fun. Went to Kidderminster last weekend with all its expensive 90p for an hour parking machines and they were all wankered. Gotta love those little hoodie chavs wrecking the parking machines. Must hug one next time I find one trying to rob my car.
(Sun 17th Sep 2006, 0:43, More)
Mondaise
Free carparking is fun. Went to Kidderminster last weekend with all its expensive 90p for an hour parking machines and they were all wankered. Gotta love those little hoodie chavs wrecking the parking machines. Must hug one next time I find one trying to rob my car.
(Sun 17th Sep 2006, 0:43, More)