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c_kick / S.R.A.A. / hnldesign
one of the last cockmasters of the universe
This is where I produce my AAA+ class crap:
And this is me, being retarded aka my normal self:
Claim to fame: The Record-Store Cats
Check them here
I used to be on worth1k.
Being the proud B3tard that I am, I live in Utrecht, in the heart of the Netherlands (you know, next to the third reich). Amongst other things, I enjoy designing stuff and photographing things.
On designing, the only programs I use for all my b3ta work: Photoshop and Imageready. Frame by frame, moving, rotating... it's much like stop motion animating only without the scissors..
Recently, for the more complicated animations (such as the crab and the transformers) I began using After Effects. For obvious reasons.
On the note of music, I'm a very big fan of Bent and lots of other electronica/disco shite. Procol Harum is on the top of my oldies list.
Some icons I made
family guy:
others:
Awards
Stupidest FP ever (I do agree) - bestowed upon me by Urbane Legend
Prof UnderCover awarded me the Iron Rob! SCHNELL!
Bilbobarneybobs awarded me this:
The freebs gold pawprint for services to animation.
All thanks to the scared pandabear I made.
I won Cock Tuesday!
I'm officially the gangplank on the ship of fools. I think gangplanks are essential.
Barryheadwound's testimonial on me: (of which I am quite proud)
"He consisntently and reliably makes high quality images, sticks to generally accepted guidance about board behaviours, and hence has significantly more leeway in his activities.
It's called a double standard. It's rather common on internet forums. Get used to it."
Probably the funniest story I read on b3ta http://www.b3ta.com/board/7814015
My mong heroes:
more on them here:
http://www.b3ta.com/board/7949415
http://www.b3ta.com/board/7949493
http://www.b3ta.com/board/7949590
http://www.b3ta.com/board/7949617
http://www.b3ta.com/board/7949668
http://www.b3ta.com/board/7949698
http://www.b3ta.com/board/7949717
http://www.b3ta.com/board/7949760
http://www.b3ta.com/board/8010793
http://www.b3ta.com/board/8020766
http://www.b3ta.com/board/8020845 - quite a spectacular one, I must say
Look, I made a hypothetical goatse movie intro:
Which I subsequently transformed into a well acclaimed Ben Folds video
Recent front page messages:
Best answers to questions:
- a member for 18 years, 10 months and 25 days
- has posted 3924 messages on the main board
- (of which 84 have appeared on the front page)
- has posted 77 messages on the talk board
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c_kick / S.R.A.A. / hnldesign
one of the last cockmasters of the universe
This is where I produce my AAA+ class crap:
And this is me, being retarded aka my normal self:
Claim to fame: The Record-Store Cats
Check them here
I used to be on worth1k.
Being the proud B3tard that I am, I live in Utrecht, in the heart of the Netherlands (you know, next to the third reich). Amongst other things, I enjoy designing stuff and photographing things.
On designing, the only programs I use for all my b3ta work: Photoshop and Imageready. Frame by frame, moving, rotating... it's much like stop motion animating only without the scissors..
Recently, for the more complicated animations (such as the crab and the transformers) I began using After Effects. For obvious reasons.
On the note of music, I'm a very big fan of Bent and lots of other electronica/disco shite. Procol Harum is on the top of my oldies list.
Some icons I made
family guy:
others:
Awards
Stupidest FP ever (I do agree) - bestowed upon me by Urbane Legend
Prof UnderCover awarded me the Iron Rob! SCHNELL!
Bilbobarneybobs awarded me this:
The freebs gold pawprint for services to animation.
All thanks to the scared pandabear I made.
I won Cock Tuesday!
I'm officially the gangplank on the ship of fools. I think gangplanks are essential.
Barryheadwound's testimonial on me: (of which I am quite proud)
"He consisntently and reliably makes high quality images, sticks to generally accepted guidance about board behaviours, and hence has significantly more leeway in his activities.
It's called a double standard. It's rather common on internet forums. Get used to it."
Probably the funniest story I read on b3ta http://www.b3ta.com/board/7814015
My mong heroes:
more on them here:
http://www.b3ta.com/board/7949415
http://www.b3ta.com/board/7949493
http://www.b3ta.com/board/7949590
http://www.b3ta.com/board/7949617
http://www.b3ta.com/board/7949668
http://www.b3ta.com/board/7949698
http://www.b3ta.com/board/7949717
http://www.b3ta.com/board/7949760
http://www.b3ta.com/board/8010793
http://www.b3ta.com/board/8020766
http://www.b3ta.com/board/8020845 - quite a spectacular one, I must say
Look, I made a hypothetical goatse movie intro:
Which I subsequently transformed into a well acclaimed Ben Folds video
Recent front page messages:
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"Vlad.. Vladimir... please. Vladimir. Can you please stop doing that... Vladimir. Come on... Vlad?"
(Tue 8th Feb 2022, 23:15, More)
(Tue 8th Feb 2022, 23:15, More)
MOAR GUNS
I don't know in which challenge to submit this. Went for Guns.
(Thu 26th Jul 2012, 8:36, More)
I don't know in which challenge to submit this. Went for Guns.
(Thu 26th Jul 2012, 8:36, More)
I got a new shirt
Dyslexics of the world: UNTIE!
*SHIRT CAN BE ORDERED HERE*
(Tue 17th Aug 2010, 11:27, More)
Dyslexics of the world: UNTIE!
*SHIRT CAN BE ORDERED HERE*
(Tue 17th Aug 2010, 11:27, More)
What does he look like?
Fully endorsed by XLVII. I did this for a greeting card (hopefully it gets picked for printing).
Vote here! (dutch, but just rate it using the star-thingie)
(Tue 3rd Feb 2009, 14:09, More)
Fully endorsed by XLVII. I did this for a greeting card (hopefully it gets picked for printing).
Vote here! (dutch, but just rate it using the star-thingie)
(Tue 3rd Feb 2009, 14:09, More)
The Olympic Tiananmen Tank Badger Highjumping!
bet they get their medal this year
(Mon 11th Aug 2008, 14:45, More)
bet they get their medal this year
(Mon 11th Aug 2008, 14:45, More)
yay! back with a funny ip url
edit: this is my first and (hopefully) only ever b3ta crosspost! how odd
(Tue 3rd Jun 2008, 15:28, More)
edit: this is my first and (hopefully) only ever b3ta crosspost! how odd
(Tue 3rd Jun 2008, 15:28, More)
I'm the only gay crab on this beach
Now with sound and more gay ballet moves
& shamelessly plugging my latest track
(Thu 10th Jan 2008, 16:44, More)
Now with sound and more gay ballet moves
& shamelessly plugging my latest track
(Thu 10th Jan 2008, 16:44, More)
i r copycat?
credit to dave teh hat for the idea! *fears teh spang*
(Fri 21st Dec 2007, 12:11, More)
credit to dave teh hat for the idea! *fears teh spang*
(Fri 21st Dec 2007, 12:11, More)
I was just filming my city's pride and joy ...
Click here for Youtube version
(Thu 22nd Nov 2007, 12:17, More)
Click here for Youtube version
(Thu 22nd Nov 2007, 12:17, More)
znozthr pinzt offz ghui*hic*hinnuhzz
come on, we all know someone like this don't we?
you know, in the pub.. nude
(Tue 18th Sep 2007, 19:14, More)
come on, we all know someone like this don't we?
you know, in the pub.. nude
(Tue 18th Sep 2007, 19:14, More)
Big Friendly Giant you say?
more like one giant, smoking & littering twunt
click for full
(Wed 22nd Aug 2007, 10:02, More)
more like one giant, smoking & littering twunt
click for full
(Wed 22nd Aug 2007, 10:02, More)
oooh
incidently, this is my 310th animation for b3ta, and - finally- my 1000th post! (twunting lurker..)
(Mon 23rd Apr 2007, 11:54, More)
incidently, this is my 310th animation for b3ta, and - finally- my 1000th post! (twunting lurker..)
(Mon 23rd Apr 2007, 11:54, More)
Look
the bbc deemed Paxman worthy of a cat on the head
look at him, being all happy and emotional
(Sun 21st Jan 2007, 11:24, More)
the bbc deemed Paxman worthy of a cat on the head
look at him, being all happy and emotional
(Sun 21st Jan 2007, 11:24, More)
Panda's... bunch of pansies..
Clicketh for the hi-res version (1+ mb or summin)
(Mon 13th Nov 2006, 22:56, More)
Clicketh for the hi-res version (1+ mb or summin)
(Mon 13th Nov 2006, 22:56, More)
It's Jimmy Carr! badum badum badum
Never before did it took me so long to create something for b3ta
Click here for hi-res version
(Tue 24th Oct 2006, 20:57, More)
Never before did it took me so long to create something for b3ta
Click here for hi-res version
(Tue 24th Oct 2006, 20:57, More)
stop wrecking the store, you twunt
argh! too much frames! boo! sorry for the quality..
(Mon 2nd Oct 2006, 21:34, More)
argh! too much frames! boo! sorry for the quality..
(Mon 2nd Oct 2006, 21:34, More)
Ever wondered how Persian cats get their distinctive features?
Nowadays they use glue to keep the face in shape..
(Sun 30th Jul 2006, 12:14, More)
Nowadays they use glue to keep the face in shape..
(Sun 30th Jul 2006, 12:14, More)
Cats are crap drivers
these are actually my 2 cats. And yes, they love shoeboxes..
(Mon 24th Jul 2006, 20:34, More)
these are actually my 2 cats. And yes, they love shoeboxes..
(Mon 24th Jul 2006, 20:34, More)
Best answers to questions:
» Guilty Pleasures, part 2
The Amazing 'Pok Pok'
This is something which requires extreme body control, and it is certainly something to try
at home, when no one's around. Prefferably when you just finished showering..
It's basically the technique of slamming your manly bit against your lower belly, but with an
added difficulty: the challenge is to make it slap your underbelly TWICE in ONE swing:
Your member should NOT land in its 'hanging' position in between slaps.
It all comes down to thrusting your body forward right after the first slap, or 'pok'
which induces a second 'pok'. Hence the name.
For optimal results, it needs to be half-erect. You know, the state in which it is when
it's not fully erect, but it sure has 'grown'..
When properly executed, it will make you proud of your physical control!
(Fri 14th Mar 2008, 13:16, More)
The Amazing 'Pok Pok'
This is something which requires extreme body control, and it is certainly something to try
at home, when no one's around. Prefferably when you just finished showering..
It's basically the technique of slamming your manly bit against your lower belly, but with an
added difficulty: the challenge is to make it slap your underbelly TWICE in ONE swing:
Your member should NOT land in its 'hanging' position in between slaps.
It all comes down to thrusting your body forward right after the first slap, or 'pok'
which induces a second 'pok'. Hence the name.
For optimal results, it needs to be half-erect. You know, the state in which it is when
it's not fully erect, but it sure has 'grown'..
When properly executed, it will make you proud of your physical control!
(Fri 14th Mar 2008, 13:16, More)
» Guilty Pleasures, part 2
Poo or Fart
classic game. Best done alone though, especially when you lose
(Fri 14th Mar 2008, 14:21, More)
Poo or Fart
classic game. Best done alone though, especially when you lose
(Fri 14th Mar 2008, 14:21, More)
» Happy 10th Birthday B3ta
I remember when this was all about:blanks
Happy birthday b3ta, thanks for making me feel accepted
(Mon 12th Sep 2011, 10:33, More)
I remember when this was all about:blanks
Happy birthday b3ta, thanks for making me feel accepted
(Mon 12th Sep 2011, 10:33, More)
» Pathological Liars
"Oh, my uncle..."
I did know someone - in the times of teh puberty, when some felt the need to prove themselves, to belong to a group - who always told 'relevant' stories about members of his family. So whenever we discussed, say for instance, an action movie with, say, Schwarzenegger, this guy would always interrupt the conversation saying that he had an uncle who 'lived in the tropics', and 'had similar fights with local guerrila troops'. Ofcourse, this sort of thing would have boosted him up in the ranks of coolness, where it not that he kept doing it so often and with such exaggerated, over the top stories, that we had calculated him to having 48 uncles, 9 grandfathers and 52 nephews. All of which were ,at some point in there life, in the navy, the army, the secret service, dealt coke, growed papaver in afghanistan, shook hands with the queen, served under patton in italy, and so forth.
I believe we confronted him with the statistics we had accumulated over the years. I can't remember if it made an impact, though he never told the stories again.
(Fri 30th Nov 2007, 8:40, More)
"Oh, my uncle..."
I did know someone - in the times of teh puberty, when some felt the need to prove themselves, to belong to a group - who always told 'relevant' stories about members of his family. So whenever we discussed, say for instance, an action movie with, say, Schwarzenegger, this guy would always interrupt the conversation saying that he had an uncle who 'lived in the tropics', and 'had similar fights with local guerrila troops'. Ofcourse, this sort of thing would have boosted him up in the ranks of coolness, where it not that he kept doing it so often and with such exaggerated, over the top stories, that we had calculated him to having 48 uncles, 9 grandfathers and 52 nephews. All of which were ,at some point in there life, in the navy, the army, the secret service, dealt coke, growed papaver in afghanistan, shook hands with the queen, served under patton in italy, and so forth.
I believe we confronted him with the statistics we had accumulated over the years. I can't remember if it made an impact, though he never told the stories again.
(Fri 30th Nov 2007, 8:40, More)