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» Urban Legends
genuine raisin for sale
That sounds like a quality image competition.
Get on it b3tans.
Urban legends - my friend john managed to convince several foreign rugby clubs that he could glow in the dark because of the radioactive fags he smoked.
(Wed 11th Jan 2006, 14:16, More)
genuine raisin for sale
That sounds like a quality image competition.
Get on it b3tans.
Urban legends - my friend john managed to convince several foreign rugby clubs that he could glow in the dark because of the radioactive fags he smoked.
(Wed 11th Jan 2006, 14:16, More)
» Stupid Tourists
Re Mr Moo Cow - HairyBeef
What was the american doing buying a goldfish in Spain? The mind boggles.
(Wed 13th Jul 2005, 10:56, More)
Re Mr Moo Cow - HairyBeef
What was the american doing buying a goldfish in Spain? The mind boggles.
(Wed 13th Jul 2005, 10:56, More)
» Take my Mother-in-law...
Racism of MIL
Superdudes story reminds me of my brothers MIL who always asks where black, asian or any other non white british people are from and when told Sheffield, London, Birmingham or wherever thay are from, she replies but where are they really from? Ooonga boonga land?
Senile old bat.
Also I believe Jewish descendancy is always passed down via the mother - so if the mother is Jewish then so is the child regardless of the father.
(Thu 8th Sep 2005, 17:56, More)
Racism of MIL
Superdudes story reminds me of my brothers MIL who always asks where black, asian or any other non white british people are from and when told Sheffield, London, Birmingham or wherever thay are from, she replies but where are they really from? Ooonga boonga land?
Senile old bat.
Also I believe Jewish descendancy is always passed down via the mother - so if the mother is Jewish then so is the child regardless of the father.
(Thu 8th Sep 2005, 17:56, More)
» Weird Traditions
Shouting at cyclists
My uncle always shouts Allez Ed at cyclists. So now so do all my family. I have no idea why, but it is lots of fun when going skiing and driving up the mountains.
My school also had that thing about prefects growing beards and smoking pipes and the headboy could have a goat on the headmasters lawn. BWS in Salisbury if any one cares.
(Thu 28th Jul 2005, 17:37, More)
Shouting at cyclists
My uncle always shouts Allez Ed at cyclists. So now so do all my family. I have no idea why, but it is lots of fun when going skiing and driving up the mountains.
My school also had that thing about prefects growing beards and smoking pipes and the headboy could have a goat on the headmasters lawn. BWS in Salisbury if any one cares.
(Thu 28th Jul 2005, 17:37, More)
» Stupid Tourists
Grockles
Not so much say as do.
My folks live in a small town on the edge of the New Forest; we shall call it Fordingbridge, for that is its name. Hundreds of tourists hit this area in the summer, many staying at the gloriously named Sandy Balls (which has been featured in a b3ta newsletter) and stroll around the New Forest. For some reason they all decide to swim in a small ford near one of my favourite watering holes. What the stupid tourists don't realise is that this ford is full of raw sewage from the sizeable population of new forest ponies that live just up river. Oh how we love to laugh at the grockles frolicking in pony piss whilst we sup our warm English ale.
First post, so no apologies for length or girth - if it's good enough for me....
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 16:27, More)
Grockles
Not so much say as do.
My folks live in a small town on the edge of the New Forest; we shall call it Fordingbridge, for that is its name. Hundreds of tourists hit this area in the summer, many staying at the gloriously named Sandy Balls (which has been featured in a b3ta newsletter) and stroll around the New Forest. For some reason they all decide to swim in a small ford near one of my favourite watering holes. What the stupid tourists don't realise is that this ford is full of raw sewage from the sizeable population of new forest ponies that live just up river. Oh how we love to laugh at the grockles frolicking in pony piss whilst we sup our warm English ale.
First post, so no apologies for length or girth - if it's good enough for me....
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 16:27, More)