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Currently doing Process Technology and Management at Lufbra uni, although I spend most of my time kayaking, blowing my trumpet and insulting randomgazz.


It's all very exciting really.

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» Teenage Poetry

Woof
Little Dog
Crossing Street,
Passing Car
Sausage Meat.
(Tue 16th Aug 2005, 10:58, More)

» When animals attack...

Badger Badger etc
My 'friend' was riding his moped, and mans worst enemy (the badger) steps out infront of him.
*Crunch*
*Wheeee*
*Splat*
One broken leg needing surgery to set straight, and the badger got away scott free. Damn indestructible badgers.
(Tue 7th Jun 2005, 16:05, More)

» Essential Items

Fork off
I have a small fold up fork that I got in a salad from sainsburys and is the exact length of a credit card when folded, fits in my wallet perfectly.
It's amazingly usefull, when everyone is moaning as they forgot to get a fork at the chip shop, I pull out mine and eat all their chips.




After a while it looked lonely, so I got a small knife as well.
(It also helps when you're being chased for eating other people's chips)
(Thu 27th Oct 2005, 18:43, More)

» Your Weirdest Teacher

My history teacher
Thought I was a girl for the whole year.



My other teachers only though that for a few weeks.
(Sun 13th Nov 2005, 15:34, More)

» Posh

Conflicting views
Having a slight northern accent and living down south, I get called posh by the townies and an uncultured yob by the oxfordites.

It's all so confusing.
(Thu 15th Sep 2005, 10:16, More)
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