» Bullies

Where's the question?
I never got bullied, and even if I did I wouldn't dredge it all back up for the sake of internet sympathy. Christ.
(Wed 13th May 2009, 14:55, More)

» Dentists

My dentist is currently on trial for Serious Professional Misconduct.
He also happens to be an absolute twunt. He was found one night doing laps of a car park in his son's Corsa with his wrists slashed, doped up on his own anaesthetic. The next day he removed one of my teeth. Needless to say, it didn't heal all that well, as he left half the fucking thing behind. He suffers from severe Short Man Syndrome and me being 6ft 2 does not help that situation. Every time I went he would attempt to punch me. The reason he is on trial at the minute is because he "forgot" to anaesthetise a patient of his and began root canal work on her, causing her to flee the surgery in tears and requiring a fair amount of private dental treatment. What an absolute cock.
(Thu 2nd Nov 2006, 22:00, More)

» School fights

My school fight
made a legend out of me for almost a year. My first day of secondary school, pale skinny kid with no obvious confidence, who just happened to know karate. A lad in the year above appeared from nowhere, said he knew that I did karate and wanted to fight me. (Turned out he went to Army Cadets and, along with most of the school, thought he was hard). Cue me leading him out of the room and just standing there, staring at him. He started some kind of spacky boxing malarkey, so I grappled him to the floor, broke his nose and booted him in the stomach for good measure. He changed schools soon after and nobody dared start on me ever again.
(Fri 10th Mar 2006, 20:51, More)

» Pet Peeves

Shit QOTWs.
And people coming onto /talk going 'LOL LOOK AT QOTW IT'S WELL WACKY AND STUFF!' when the link is perfectly available at the top of the page to not be clicked if we so choose.

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(Wed 7th May 2008, 19:12, More)

» Debt pron

I am:
£2000 in debt because of various car-related things (insurance, MOT etc.)
£150 in debt to Burtons because I was gay enough to take out a store card (but I do have a trilby now).
I owe vodafone a lot of money for missed bills.
I also owe my mother a substantial sum of money for bailing me out on various occasions when I have gone £5 overdrawn and have been charged £40 by the bank at 30% per week.
The time I wasted answering this question has probably cost me a good 11p, too.
(Thu 23rd Nov 2006, 20:18, More)