» My first love

Mt First Love.....
French girl. met her on holiday when I was 17. We spent two weeks in the South of France. Great fun on the beach. I was heart broken when she left, still we kept in touch and saw eachother lots more.

Perfect holliday romance you may say.......wrong!

Firstly we never had sex while she we were in France. She came to stay with me one easter. I had her all to myself for two weeks!!!! I thought this is going to be amazing. I wasn't dissapointed. We fucked so many times, she told me she was a virgin which i could quite beleive but she was naturally talanted! The icing on the cake was when she stopped half-way through doggy and put my cock to her arse. She sat back and we went from there!!! I was fucking amazed!!! After not lasting too long post anal I did what I needed to do and she cleaned herself up. Then she drops the bomb!!! I thought she was 16. Turns out she was 15 and therefore making it illegal!! That was not pleasant I can tell thee. I had just fucked a 15 yr old girl in the arse!!

Terrible you might think., and you would be right! Still was fucking great sex.

Couldn't get any worse right.........wrong!

After her confession I though what the hell, it's too late now anyway and we contined shaggin plenty more. Anyway after about a year we broke up becasue of the distance and we agreed to just be friends and keep in touch.

Roll on to when I was 20. Decided to go on holiday with my parents and little sis who just so happened to be best friends with French Ex-girlfriends little sister.

Long story short - Ended up taking ex-gf's little sisters virginity. I made sure she was legal this time though.

Some might applaud this behaviour, others may deplore it. Needless to say when my sister grassed me up to my parents they went fucking ape-shit!

Anyway, French girlfriend's parents never found out, nor did ex-girlfriend for that matter, so they still think I am a charming young English man who dated their eldest daughter.

Still totally in love with French-Girl to this day.

What does that say about her little sister though?? Dirty Bitch! Nevermind I guess it's true what they say about the French they are absolutely filthy.

I may have neither length nor girth but hey two french sisters can't be wrong!
(Thu 20th Oct 2005, 13:08, More)

» The worst sex I ever had

Crazy Russian Girl
Well I had started dating this Russian girl who I had met in a night club a few weeks earlier. She seemed really nice, but very reluctant to get down to the dirty stuff. Only seemed to like fucking when she was drunk (maybe you need to be with me, who knows?).

Anyway, I get invited to a party in Luton (shit hole I know), and I am the only english person there.

BBQ ensues as does the plentiful flow of nasty tasting Russian Vodka. I decide to stay sober as I wasnt to pleased in being surrounded by so many crazy drunk Russians.

Anyway we are in the garden having a kiss and a cuddle with about 10 other people enjoying the BBQ. The girl I am seeing then decides she wants a good seeing to, right there right then!

I said no at least 10 times. This just seemed to spur the crazy cow on. I was swiftly told to "Shut the fuck up!" and my head was slammed to the ground and my member set free into the evening air. As you can imagine I was a little disturbed but also couldnt really do much as she had started sucking the fella. Anyway long story short, crazy Russian girl practically rapes me in front of the entire party.

But to the put the icing on the cake her fucking pervert brother had watched the whole thing and even brought me a beer over after I was done and asked "So do you like my sister?"

Russians, they are not big and they are certainly not clever!

Length? Who needs length when you can keep it going with her brother watching?
(Mon 18th Jun 2007, 13:26, More)

» Sleepwalking

Drunk sleepwalking is worse!!!
I had a heavy night with my good buddy Mr Daniels and was rather smashed by bed time, Being an 18 year old student and being at home, you tend to forget just how drunk you are when you have to worry about the property in your parents house.

Woke up in the morning and went to see a freind, Check phone to have a very nasty abusive text from my sister?

What was my crime I thought?

I later find out I had walked into her room and stood at the end of her bed, pissing all
over her GCSE art coursework.
Apparently when she screamed at me to stop, I just raised a finger to my lips and went "Shhhh".

I was not very popular to say the least!
(Thu 23rd Aug 2007, 13:11, More)

» Inappropriate crushes

Kelly Osbourne
I know its wrong, but i just want to pin her down and f**k that smug grin off her fat face. Nice tits though eh?

Still wrong though!
(Thu 28th Sep 2006, 12:03, More)

» My first love

Why are people not posting more often........
I need something to get me through work. C'mon guys & gals keep me entertained.
(Tue 25th Oct 2005, 12:37, More)