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» The Police
the price of death
i was merrily cycling my way to my first job, in the pitch dark at 4 in the morning.
whilst darting off the pavement i cut up jam sandwich, who quickly pulled me over. out steps the obligatory fresh faced young cop and old jaded tosser cop.
"why dont you have any lights fitted to you bike?"
"because i cant afford them. i havnt had my first paycheck yet"
"well, can you afford... TO DIE?" he says over dramaticaly
helpfully, the young pig makes a fair counter point-
"dying is free, mick"
(Sat 24th Sep 2005, 17:14, More)
the price of death
i was merrily cycling my way to my first job, in the pitch dark at 4 in the morning.
whilst darting off the pavement i cut up jam sandwich, who quickly pulled me over. out steps the obligatory fresh faced young cop and old jaded tosser cop.
"why dont you have any lights fitted to you bike?"
"because i cant afford them. i havnt had my first paycheck yet"
"well, can you afford... TO DIE?" he says over dramaticaly
helpfully, the young pig makes a fair counter point-
"dying is free, mick"
(Sat 24th Sep 2005, 17:14, More)
» Being told off as an adult
its a mans life
what was i up to? i was 5 mins late one morning last month. i was confined to my room for 10 days and forced to write a 2000 word essay on timekeeping, then read it out in front of the seniors. not much interesting about that, but the surprising thing is that i am a 25 year old corporal in the british army, and not a small child. the army really is THAT shit.
(Sat 22nd Sep 2007, 0:47, More)
its a mans life
what was i up to? i was 5 mins late one morning last month. i was confined to my room for 10 days and forced to write a 2000 word essay on timekeeping, then read it out in front of the seniors. not much interesting about that, but the surprising thing is that i am a 25 year old corporal in the british army, and not a small child. the army really is THAT shit.
(Sat 22nd Sep 2007, 0:47, More)
» Oldies vs Computers
grandad we love you
my grandad has come into posesion of a laptop, hes got the hang of it quite well considering his age, but he thinks you can find an adaptor plug for any purpouse, ie getting his printed documents displayed on his telly instead of coming out of the printer, "to make it bigger and easier to read".
(Tue 26th Sep 2006, 14:06, More)
grandad we love you
my grandad has come into posesion of a laptop, hes got the hang of it quite well considering his age, but he thinks you can find an adaptor plug for any purpouse, ie getting his printed documents displayed on his telly instead of coming out of the printer, "to make it bigger and easier to read".
(Tue 26th Sep 2006, 14:06, More)
» Accidental innuendo
you guys need some groupies
after my mates band played their very first gig on sunday, the lead singer exclaimed to us "this is a perfect night. played a great set to a big crowd and now we can all get drunk, go home and have sex". i assume he meant individualy.
(Mon 16th Jun 2008, 16:37, More)
you guys need some groupies
after my mates band played their very first gig on sunday, the lead singer exclaimed to us "this is a perfect night. played a great set to a big crowd and now we can all get drunk, go home and have sex". i assume he meant individualy.
(Mon 16th Jun 2008, 16:37, More)