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Big knob!
When trying to impress girls (or guys) on the web, via bluetooth or dating agency, simply take a digital photo of your erect cock next to one of those airline size cans of coke.

(it is much less contentious than getting a small child to hold it!)
(Tue 9th Oct 2007, 20:45, More)

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I'm on a roll!
ALways liked "I've a soft spot for you... the peat bog at the bottom of my garden"
(Tue 9th Oct 2007, 20:16, More)

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Viz insults
My personal fave is from years ago when a character called 'rude kid' retorted to his mother following: "had a nice day in the park darling?"

Piss up a rope twatstick! (complete with middle finger)
(Tue 9th Oct 2007, 20:02, More)

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insults
Just remembered.

Complete knob in schoo, sixth former used to wear a beard and smoke a pipe (nuff said!.

Deadknob was his nickname morphed from his real name, see below.

David Williams
to
Dai Willy
to
Deadknob

Fuckin top!
(Wed 10th Oct 2007, 19:22, More)

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My missus
Lovely girl, amazon woman!
Takes great delight in belittling the vertically challanged with the apparently well known phrase....PORG

Person Of Restricted Growth

Certainly sorts out the men from the boys!
(Tue 9th Oct 2007, 20:09, More)