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I'm the non-animated one :-)
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» Top Tips
Get away with murder in 3 easy steps.
Want to murder someone and make it look like suicide?
Find a room with a sliding bolt lock on the door.
1) Shoot the victim, clean the gun and wipe off your prints. Make sure you get some of their prints on it.
2) Loop some dental floss around the sliding lock and shut the door, standing outside the room.
3) Pull on the floss to close the lock, then release one end to pull the floss thru.
Now flee in an orderly fashion and job's a good un!
(Saw this once on an episode of Ironside. Who says TV isn't educational)
The dental floss bit is also a really handy trick to play on your flatmates.
(Sat 2nd Dec 2006, 14:40, More)
Get away with murder in 3 easy steps.
Want to murder someone and make it look like suicide?
Find a room with a sliding bolt lock on the door.
1) Shoot the victim, clean the gun and wipe off your prints. Make sure you get some of their prints on it.
2) Loop some dental floss around the sliding lock and shut the door, standing outside the room.
3) Pull on the floss to close the lock, then release one end to pull the floss thru.
Now flee in an orderly fashion and job's a good un!
(Saw this once on an episode of Ironside. Who says TV isn't educational)
The dental floss bit is also a really handy trick to play on your flatmates.
(Sat 2nd Dec 2006, 14:40, More)
» Birthdays
Apologies to my classmates...
It was the day before my 11th birthday. All my friends were invited to the best party ever at a Wacky Warehouse nearby. All of a sudden I was hoying up my guts all over. Even when there was nothing left, the spew kept a-spewing.
It took til the day of my birthday for the doctor to decide I had appendicitis. I was rushed into hospital and asked the usual questions like, can I take myself to the toilet and can I feed myself?? All the time I was thinking of the party I'd be missing. We had to 'postpone' it in the end, but the party was never re-held. Ever since then, my social life has never been the same... So if anyone still has their invites?
To add insult to injury, the day after I'd had my operation, my mum came to tell me she'd eaten the birthday cake in my absence... I promptly told her to leave, whilst I convalesced in agony.
(Wed 14th Dec 2005, 0:18, More)
Apologies to my classmates...
It was the day before my 11th birthday. All my friends were invited to the best party ever at a Wacky Warehouse nearby. All of a sudden I was hoying up my guts all over. Even when there was nothing left, the spew kept a-spewing.
It took til the day of my birthday for the doctor to decide I had appendicitis. I was rushed into hospital and asked the usual questions like, can I take myself to the toilet and can I feed myself?? All the time I was thinking of the party I'd be missing. We had to 'postpone' it in the end, but the party was never re-held. Ever since then, my social life has never been the same... So if anyone still has their invites?
To add insult to injury, the day after I'd had my operation, my mum came to tell me she'd eaten the birthday cake in my absence... I promptly told her to leave, whilst I convalesced in agony.
(Wed 14th Dec 2005, 0:18, More)