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» Other people's diaries

Nope this isn't what I accidently read...... but
Somone at work one day was so bored they decided to type names of collegues into myspace.

They found me! I don't have the nicest profile in the world infact I am quite offensive to alot of people I know....

So for a laugh I typed my name into google. That was a scary prospect if said person at work decides to do that.... I am quite an offensive work hating bastard.


Just for good measure incase this is found... Fuck you and your stupid work in your fucking arse bastards....

You should click "I like this" so it has a higher chance of being found
(Mon 5th Feb 2007, 14:50, More)

» Mugged

Mugged...
Bit of a crap story like,

I was in Birmingham.. I was young and wandering round aimlessly the subways to get to moor street station I think it is.

So anyway this guy asks for a fag... You know the usual.. I actually smoke and gave him one. While smoking my fag he frisked me and liberated me of my mobile phone.

Such a nice chap he was.. We said our godbyes as he ran off with my telephone. I on the other hand stroled to the local police station and gave a statment.

Few month later it came to the police bits and bobs. He had done over 19 other people in the same few weeks. armed with a knife! I was soo glad I did not put up a fight....

He got a custodial sentance!

To make matters worse... Its like 5 or 6 years later and I am reading the daily mail all about that pc that got shot...

Their prime suspect... The dude who mugged me!

that was a crap story, click "i like this" just for some sympathy on me getting muggged though
(Thu 15th Jun 2006, 21:01, More)

» My first experience of porn

Walking to school
I used to have to walk to school because my family were poor.

As we went under the M6 we found a stash of porno.... In very good condition. :) happy days was that.

Funny thing was.. Every Monday morning there was always new stuff there for about half a year!

I never understood why!
(Thu 25th Jan 2007, 15:51, More)

» Going Too Far

SN109
5 October 1999

One day Driver Hodder went that little too far...


RIS? click here to get unRIS


Did I go too far???
(Thu 16th Nov 2006, 17:23, More)

» Worst Nicknames Ever

hillarious this one......
The guys at work created an invetive nickname for me

"Matt Black"

Guess why?

Because my name is Matt and I am usually wearing black!

They are very Inventive!!
(Wed 24th May 2006, 22:47, More)
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