» Siblings

I left him stinking...
I had to wreak vengeance on my older brother - he teased me relentlessly and shaped the barren landscape of my childhood.
As a precocious 8 year old I had to find some way of curbing him - I knew girls were for some reason, important to him all of a sudden so I swapped out his Brut aftershave (new product then - sampler bottles all round!) with vinegar... and when that worked I followed it up with a 1/2 an onion in his bed that night.
My mum went ballistic and had to replace the oniony matress and my brother is very nice to me now and has been for several decades.
See, kids, vengeance DOES work...
(Mon 29th Dec 2008, 7:45, More)

» My Collection

Totally non geekable
Oi - I spent years amassing my minerals and meteorite collection.
I think they are great - but then again I don't go out much.
Could even post you a link for a preview glimpse but I doubt you'd be interested....but they are high quality - not this tumbled rubbish they give to kids.
I am undeniably a Sad fuck. And I do care....
And yes, they are all "inventorised, photographed and databased..."

I am an Olympic bore for England on all things spacy and mineralogical.
(Sun 14th Jan 2007, 21:52, More)

» I'm an expert

meteorites
My true friends are rocks from space. I need to get out more.
(Sat 25th Jun 2005, 21:58, More)

» Obscure Memorabilia

weird shit....
...i got a piece of the toilet from the first meteorite museum in the world.....
There, that shut you all up! Not one comment! Probably because the post is crap too
(Wed 10th Nov 2004, 20:33, More)