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» I Quit!

stupid website espionage
I worked at a large corporate engineering/architects firm for a few years in their graphic design department, long story short the company was in the shit and half of the staff ended up getting made redundant. I'd been there about a week less than the length of time you needed to qualify for redundancy so ended up getting bugger all. Understandably peeved at this situation my parting gift to them was to change the ultra crap flash screen on their website so if it was on for more than 30 seconds it started flashing up pictures of enormous cocks.... apparently it took them nearly 6 months to realise!
(Fri 23rd May 2008, 15:07, More)

» Sacked

oh yeah
me and me mate also got sacked for having off with about 6 grands worth of stock from the local photo lab/chemist type place where we both worked.

we were only 14! which was a bonus as it turned out we where ilegally employed, so the fuckers couldn't prosecute us! HAHA! cunts, serves them right for paying us 1.35 an hour.

i'm a nice bloke really, just prone to doing bad shit.
(Thu 23rd Feb 2006, 16:34, More)

» Barred

banned from the shitty yates wine lodge i worked in
for offering two of the barmaids a threesome after a tequila fueled afternoon on brighton beach.

they still expected me to come into work though, the cunts.
(Thu 31st Aug 2006, 12:41, More)

» Sacked

working for a really crappy office canteen a few years back...
ended up getting caught shagging the boss's daughter, by said daughters boyfriend...

and she was still at school...

got the sack but it was worth it, she was well fit, and she'd been teasing all the lads in work for months, coming in in her school uniform...

was also banned from the pub i was working in (which is kinda simillar, except they still wanted me to work, fucking yates wine lodge!) for offering 2 of the waitresses a threesome after a night out on the tequilas. they refused. arse.
(Thu 23rd Feb 2006, 16:19, More)

» My most gullible moment

a freind of mine
managed to convinve half the workforce where he worked that he had a speech impediment which meant he could never say the word "hamburger"

or so he said, he was a compulsive liar.
(Wed 27th Aug 2008, 16:52, More)
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