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Oh hello.

I am the little sister of biscuitbiscuit.

I made this:
of course you love trifle too

What do you call a chicken in a shellsuit?

Captain Hood Butter made me this...





Badmonkey made me this...



And Lord Gnome made me my very own badge...





Rhcpaul wrote this...

what lives on a high shelf in paws' pantry?
TEAPOTS SPONGECAKES!
plump, brown and moist, good res-pec-a-tive-ly
TEAPOTS SPONGECAKES!
if aft'noon refreshment is something you wish
TEAPOTS SPONGECAKES!
then go round to paws place, she'll give you a dish!

Grrrmachine wrote this...

she's blessed us with trifle
she's truly delightful
and this crown is quite rightfully
hers, Queen Paws.

Easty wrote me this...

I think Paws is lovely
I think she is divine
I'd lick her face all over
If I could fit my tongue down my phone line.

Grrrmachine wrote me the best thing ever!....

Could you all please stand for a round of applause
and make yourself heard with thunderous roars
Admiration directed to (you know her, of course)
the Trifular Queen, Whythebigpaws.

Lovely Bud Muhnquai wrote me this...

Ohhhhhh... The grand ol duke of Paws,
she had ten thousand men
she marched them up to the top of the hill
and they all ate cake and drank some nice tea.

Look what the lovely Brooza wrote me.....

Paws Paws Paws
Why the big?
Big as a bee
Sat in a tree

Paws Paws Paws
Sat in a tree
Eating kentucky
KFC

Paws Paws Paws
Lovely to see
Like a marsupial
Sat in a tree

Paws Paws Paws
Sat in a tree
Thanks for the trifle
Thanks Aimee

Mr Baldmonkey wrote this for me. Isn't he clever?

She's amazing!
She's fantastic!
Where ever there are bagels she'll be there!
She's the strongest, She's the quickest, She's the best! Whythe'paws!
She's terrific! She's magnifique!
She's the greatest b3ta hebrew in the world!
Whythe'paws - powerjaws!
She's the fastest, she's the bravest, she's the best!
Whythe'paws! (Amazing!)
Whythe'paws! (Astounding!!) Whythe'paws!



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Best answers to questions:

» World's Sickest Joke

my rude joke
what's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?

one makes your day, the other makes your hole week.

heheheeehehehehee
(Wed 7th Dec 2005, 12:46, More)

» Cheating cheaty cheats

Cheating Sisters.
My big sister and I used to play Scalextrix. When she wasn't winning, she would stop her car under the bridge and announce that her driver was having lunch. What a bastard!
She's very nice now though.
(Tue 22nd Nov 2005, 16:28, More)

» I met a weirdo on the interweb

a man on stumble
sends me a picture of a flower every monday. And that is all.
(Fri 17th Mar 2006, 18:30, More)

» Accidentally Erotic

sexy half goat men
woooooooo! Mr Tumnus from Narnia. He can invite me over for tea and cake anytime.

oh the shame.
(Mon 6th Feb 2006, 16:51, More)

» Urban Legends

lie-ful tower
When I was 9, my best friend Nadia told me that once, a gust of wind blew her off the top of the eiffel tower and then blew her back in again.
I believed her.
(Thu 5th Jan 2006, 19:22, More)
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