» Heckles

not strictly heckling.......
but I was at a horrorpops gig a while back, and someone threw a false leg on the stage. The band all burst into fits of giggles and had to start the song again, after the leg had been reattatched to its owner of course....
(Thu 6th Apr 2006, 17:19, More)

» Picky Eaters

lentils
they aren't food, they're art materials
(Thu 1st Mar 2007, 22:13, More)

» We have to talk

when i was small and furry
my first proper boyfriend, i call him up

me-we need to talk
him - er ok
me - do you still want to be going out with me
him - yes
me - er, oh, i dont
him - oh

sounds like being dumped doesnt it, somehow he didnt get the message! who said life was simpler when you're young
(Fri 20th Apr 2007, 12:11, More)

» My Collection

umbrellas
i have an impressive collection of novelty childrens umbrellas, the best are the animal ones with bits sticking out, i have a frog with sticking up eyes and a zebra with sticking out ears, and a goldfish with fins and a tail (i used to have a tortoise with a head and tail sticking out but that got run over by a bus - sniffle) i also have an assaltment of generally brightly coloured ones with pictures of bunnies and dinosaurs and the like on. i do frequently get mocked for this habit, although as a 22 yr old girl i can just about get away with it most of the time...

one occasion i was about to come home from uni when i noticed it was pissing it down - ah lucky i brought that new brolly my sister gave me i thought - but alas when i opened it i realised it must have been aimed at particularly small children, as it was barely big enough to cover most of my head
nonetheless i persevered, walking past the row of people giving out flyers in front of uni, literally all of whom felt the need to take the piss :( and i got utterly soaked anyway

another time was when my family and then boyf came up to visit on a rainy day and we all needed to walk somewhere, impressively i managed to lend all five of them a brolly, but the sight of a trail of 6 novelty umbrellas going down the highstreet was a little too much for some of the locals.....
(Fri 12th Jan 2007, 14:15, More)

» School Trips

uni trip, april first
The geology department recived an urgent phonecall that at customs on the return from a joyous week of geology field tripping, one of our lecturers had been stopped and searched, and arrested for trying to smuggle drugs, and was requiring an extortionate ammount of bail money.
which they dutifully wired over
only to realise that it was april fools day
they didnt get the joke........
(Tue 12th Dec 2006, 13:36, More)