» Ignoring Instructions

Brady
I concur with the reaction to the posts made by Brady.

Christ on a sodding bike, there's enough rot written on the QOTWs by saddos making stuff up, in the vain attempt to be funny/witty/appear exciting, without unfunny mutterings by the insanely bored being posted.

I may not contribute much, but I'd rather say little when I have little to say, rather than create mush for the sake of making a post.

And relax.......
(Wed 10th May 2006, 16:14, More)

» Your Weirdest Teacher

It must just be me....
I must have had the weirdest teachers of all at my school, as I didn't get molested, beaten up or bullied by any of my school teachers.

Let's not turn this into an episode of Oprah and pour out our bleeding souls.
(Tue 15th Nov 2005, 12:00, More)

» I hurt my rude bits

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING
This QOTW is going to be so full of bollocks and urban myth it's not worth reading! Half the shit I've read before becoming so very, very bored, is total shit, made up shit.

If only you sad buggers would stay silent.

"If you've nothing good to say, say nothing" as my gran would say. If she wasn't dead.
(Fri 14th Jul 2006, 0:07, More)

» Cheating cheaty cheats

When I did my science exams
I copied every formula ever and shrunk it down onto a microdot and hid it within the letter "i" on my Bic Biro. Then I'd look throught he other side and the big-manification through the plastic would give me all I needed.

Can we end the "copied-formulae-onto-ruler-and-snuck-it-in" stuff??!!

But am liking this QOTW
(Thu 17th Nov 2005, 22:43, More)

» DIY fashion

Lt Columbo
I am unfortunate enough to live and work in that glorified fishing village that is Sunderland, and they do have a unique sense of fashion, normally one involving a Greggs "pasty in a bag" motif adorning their face and the ubiquitous gravy stain logo upon their undersized YSL polo shirt (you know, the really badly made ones from "the pikey sports shop").

However, if I'd have seen you, I may well have laughed!
(Thu 24th Aug 2006, 23:22, More)