(Mon 20th Mar 2006, 18:53, More)

» Top Tips

If you get crabs
pour vodka and splinters down your crotch.
They'll get pissed, then end up jousting till death.
(Fri 12th Jan 2007, 16:54, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

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was "year 12's important" apparantly
(Wed 9th May 2007, 8:31, More)

» Top Tips

Got something in your eye?
Pull your eyelid down over your nose and sneeze.
(Sun 10th Dec 2006, 18:50, More)

» And that's the thanks I got

I found a way to
hack into the whole system of our place of work

using the 7-zip archive i could delete or move anything i wanted

went and told the technitons about this

"yeah probably" was the only responce I got, not even a thanks!

Miserable bastards! As i had saved them hours of reprogramming if it had gone into the wrong hands...

I was chuckling to myself as i deleted bits of the operating system and messed with the network
(Sun 27th May 2007, 16:38, More)

» Unexpected Good Fortune

I found £20 on the floor once
It was mine, but still, I found it :)
(Fri 15th Sep 2006, 19:51, More)