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.hmm.
...i'm 21 and female...
.i live in upstate ny.
.i'm a duelie.
.which means i'm canadian & american.
.i work at a videogame store.
.i'm an artist.
.i love metal.
.that's it for now.
.buh bye na.
.k.
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.hmm.
...i'm 21 and female...
.i live in upstate ny.
.i'm a duelie.
.which means i'm canadian & american.
.i work at a videogame store.
.i'm an artist.
.i love metal.
.that's it for now.
.buh bye na.
.k.
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» Apparently I'm a sex offender
.working in retail you see alot.
I've worked retail for over 2 years. While I was employed in a dept store, and being a great customer service rep, was showing a male customer some shoes.
All we had were women's (not strange for I have seen men in 3 piece business suits try on heels and hooker boots and click around the store), so I figured he was shopping for himself, or a 'friend'.
The other employees starting freaking, and all ran to begin intently watching the shoe dept.
I was new, I had no idea that he was the infamous 'shoe perv' -to be avoided and watched at all costs.
Turns out he'd been kicked out of the store numerous times for oogling women/young girls try on shoes, then hastily retreat to the bathroom to, as you Brits call it, wank off. He had a mighty foot fetish.
...and there I was trying on shoes for him.
The other employees sure had a laugh.
(Sat 19th Aug 2006, 19:52, More)
.working in retail you see alot.
I've worked retail for over 2 years. While I was employed in a dept store, and being a great customer service rep, was showing a male customer some shoes.
All we had were women's (not strange for I have seen men in 3 piece business suits try on heels and hooker boots and click around the store), so I figured he was shopping for himself, or a 'friend'.
The other employees starting freaking, and all ran to begin intently watching the shoe dept.
I was new, I had no idea that he was the infamous 'shoe perv' -to be avoided and watched at all costs.
Turns out he'd been kicked out of the store numerous times for oogling women/young girls try on shoes, then hastily retreat to the bathroom to, as you Brits call it, wank off. He had a mighty foot fetish.
...and there I was trying on shoes for him.
The other employees sure had a laugh.
(Sat 19th Aug 2006, 19:52, More)
» * PFFT *
hiyyyyaaa....pfft
I would say in middle school.. about 6th/5th year (-ish?) I was in a karate class. Parental units thought it might teach me some respect, and if trouble happened I might be able to handle it.... whatnot blah blah.
Well those damn belts were a big f'in deal to get. You had to take a big test in silence, do your moves, if you pass you get a belt. Big deal. Well it was all about respect and suspenseful bowing.
So it's complete utter silence and every time I took an step to punch/kick and did that "hiyyy-aaa!!" noise- I would fart....loudly. IN utter silence of the lambs silence. Noone said a word-it was disrespectful during a belt test. Except for my mother--- who had to leave for her laughter.
Years and years after this my mother still hears the "hiya---::fart::!!" step "hiyyyaaaa---::fart::!!!" echoing in her head.
Apologize for the length- but i saw the qotw topic and heard my mother's laughter in my head and had to share my torment.
(Thu 19th Jul 2007, 6:11, More)
hiyyyyaaa....pfft
I would say in middle school.. about 6th/5th year (-ish?) I was in a karate class. Parental units thought it might teach me some respect, and if trouble happened I might be able to handle it.... whatnot blah blah.
Well those damn belts were a big f'in deal to get. You had to take a big test in silence, do your moves, if you pass you get a belt. Big deal. Well it was all about respect and suspenseful bowing.
So it's complete utter silence and every time I took an step to punch/kick and did that "hiyyy-aaa!!" noise- I would fart....loudly. IN utter silence of the lambs silence. Noone said a word-it was disrespectful during a belt test. Except for my mother--- who had to leave for her laughter.
Years and years after this my mother still hears the "hiya---::fart::!!" step "hiyyyaaaa---::fart::!!!" echoing in her head.
Apologize for the length- but i saw the qotw topic and heard my mother's laughter in my head and had to share my torment.
(Thu 19th Jul 2007, 6:11, More)