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PUB
What's the smallest pub in the world????


The Thalidomide Arms
(Fri 9th Dec 2005, 1:06, More)

» Addicted

Insulin
Yep I fuckin love the stuff, I'm on four fixes a day and I aint never givin up.
(Sun 21st Dec 2008, 10:08, More)

» Council Cunts

I used to work for the pack of Wankers
and I came into the office to find 55 of the 58 that worked in my dept weren't there. I went into my bosses office and mentioned the Mari Celeste and he explained that there is an ethnic minority meeting in the Town Hall. As I was the only White/english person in the dept. I jokingly enquired why I wasn't invited? My ironic hummus cost me a visit to the Human Resources manager and convinced me to get the fuck out of England asap.
(Fri 27th Jul 2007, 12:58, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

why did the Paki swap his wife for a toilet?
cus the toilet had a smaller hole and it smelt better
(Wed 7th Dec 2005, 1:17, More)

» Top Tips

Oh Wise One
If you decide to partake in a Fly agaric session then try a small piece 2 hours b4 as there is no telling how potent each one is and you might end up in the nuthouse like my mate did, silly cunt
(Sun 9th Mar 2008, 10:31, More)