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3 Million Years is intended to be a vehicle for those who may have a slightly off-the-wall view of life - in this I have decided to make it my work to get as many people as possible to join me here at 3MY.
Visit The b3ta bunk3r
My main interest is comics and I have been preparing The B3ta Comic Project
3MY Comics are going to be my own line of Comics.
This page will be any comics I have created using the ComicBook Creator, I will also try to get other people to write/draw some too! Links to the comics will be posted on the right of this text, under where it says '3MY Comics'
I also use ComicSpace.com to publish any of my works - you can click here or the perma-link on the right hand side (lower down)
Sketches & Doodles
On the right you will see a link to my latest sketches and doodles, which I may or may not be using, these are toon casted from ComicSpace and are always changing!
King of The Hill
My own go at a short story, my own art. The story is with a twist!
"We follow the story of a type race of beings who live in a Darwinian world (The Tenodera). Survival of the fittest is the key element to this community. We start the story with our protagonist being hatched and swiftly dealing with the rest of his clutch. It is quickly established that the way of life is hardwired in to the communities mind set. Toward the middle of the story it is established that the leader of the group leads by strength in combat, and strength alone. When he is assassinated and the culprit cannot be identified a competition is arranged with the winner having the power over the community."
The B3ta/3MY Comic
A collaboration between members of the B3ta.com boards - a selection of short stories/comics for your enjoyment!
Issue #0 is now online - click the link on the right to view the page!
Dine In Heck
My first go at a regular strip - I think I may carry it on!
'Chrysopeia'
Preview: My next project will be a new setting for an old story, I enjoy doing this type as you will see how the story can fit into the surroundings.
Currently this is slowed down for a while....awaiting further news.
'Alone'
From cover to end, bar far the hardest project I have ever done so far! I suffered from a bit of writers block in the middle, but made my way through it! 32 pages including the cover. I feel a certain amount of pride with this comic and made it my issue #1 for 3MY Comics. Hopefully I can go on to improve on this.
This is now online - click the link on the right to view.
'Altered'
A five part mini-series using the artwork from the age-old MegaDrive game 'Altered Beast' there were many things I did wrong with this project, but it gave me an insight on how to change this next time. One day I may come back to this and re-write it.
All parts are now online - click the link on the right to view the page
'The Next Episode'
Using screen grabs from the movies I have added my own short twists on some famous scenes. What started out as me playing about with the software rapidly became a larger project.
This is now online - click the link on the right to view!
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3 Million Years is intended to be a vehicle for those who may have a slightly off-the-wall view of life - in this I have decided to make it my work to get as many people as possible to join me here at 3MY.
Visit The b3ta bunk3r
My main interest is comics and I have been preparing The B3ta Comic Project
3MY Comics are going to be my own line of Comics.
This page will be any comics I have created using the ComicBook Creator, I will also try to get other people to write/draw some too! Links to the comics will be posted on the right of this text, under where it says '3MY Comics'
I also use ComicSpace.com to publish any of my works - you can click here or the perma-link on the right hand side (lower down)
Sketches & Doodles
On the right you will see a link to my latest sketches and doodles, which I may or may not be using, these are toon casted from ComicSpace and are always changing!
King of The Hill
My own go at a short story, my own art. The story is with a twist!
"We follow the story of a type race of beings who live in a Darwinian world (The Tenodera). Survival of the fittest is the key element to this community. We start the story with our protagonist being hatched and swiftly dealing with the rest of his clutch. It is quickly established that the way of life is hardwired in to the communities mind set. Toward the middle of the story it is established that the leader of the group leads by strength in combat, and strength alone. When he is assassinated and the culprit cannot be identified a competition is arranged with the winner having the power over the community."
The B3ta/3MY Comic
A collaboration between members of the B3ta.com boards - a selection of short stories/comics for your enjoyment!
Issue #0 is now online - click the link on the right to view the page!
Dine In Heck
My first go at a regular strip - I think I may carry it on!
'Chrysopeia'
Preview: My next project will be a new setting for an old story, I enjoy doing this type as you will see how the story can fit into the surroundings.
Currently this is slowed down for a while....awaiting further news.
'Alone'
From cover to end, bar far the hardest project I have ever done so far! I suffered from a bit of writers block in the middle, but made my way through it! 32 pages including the cover. I feel a certain amount of pride with this comic and made it my issue #1 for 3MY Comics. Hopefully I can go on to improve on this.
This is now online - click the link on the right to view.
Henry enjoyed being alone, but as he grew this became more difficult - see how he decides to take matters into his own hands and completes his quest.
'Altered'
A five part mini-series using the artwork from the age-old MegaDrive game 'Altered Beast' there were many things I did wrong with this project, but it gave me an insight on how to change this next time. One day I may come back to this and re-write it.
All parts are now online - click the link on the right to view the page
This stars the hero of the Altered Beast stories who has somehow been moved in space to...somewhere else. How can he get back? He may need help as he doesn't even know who he is!
'The Next Episode'
Using screen grabs from the movies I have added my own short twists on some famous scenes. What started out as me playing about with the software rapidly became a larger project.
This is now online - click the link on the right to view!
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» Fancy Dress
Dying to try!!!
A man decides to throw a fancy dress party, and the theme for the party would be emotion.
The evening comes around and he hears the doorbell go. Opening the door he finds one of his friends wearing green clothes, green skin and green hair.
"Great what are you?"
"I'm green with envy.
They both have a laugh and he's invited in. Minutes later the doorbell goes again, he opens it to find a woman wearing a pink bikini with a massive pink feather boa wrapped around herself.
"Fantastic what are you."
"My dear I am tickled pink!"
They laugh and she's invited in. Soon enough the party is in full swing and the doorbell goes again. The bloke opens the door to find two Jamaicans standing there, one naked with a pear on his knob and the other also naked with his prick dangling in a bowel of custard.
"What the fuck are you?"
"Well I have cum in dis pear and my friend is fuckin dis custard."
(Thu 12th Jan 2006, 21:04, More)
Dying to try!!!
A man decides to throw a fancy dress party, and the theme for the party would be emotion.
The evening comes around and he hears the doorbell go. Opening the door he finds one of his friends wearing green clothes, green skin and green hair.
"Great what are you?"
"I'm green with envy.
They both have a laugh and he's invited in. Minutes later the doorbell goes again, he opens it to find a woman wearing a pink bikini with a massive pink feather boa wrapped around herself.
"Fantastic what are you."
"My dear I am tickled pink!"
They laugh and she's invited in. Soon enough the party is in full swing and the doorbell goes again. The bloke opens the door to find two Jamaicans standing there, one naked with a pear on his knob and the other also naked with his prick dangling in a bowel of custard.
"What the fuck are you?"
"Well I have cum in dis pear and my friend is fuckin dis custard."
(Thu 12th Jan 2006, 21:04, More)
» The nicest thing someone's ever done for me
My Wife/Me Blind
Many moons ago I managed to scratch the cornea on my eye - the strain on my other eye caused me to lose my vision in both eyes for about two weeks (I was blind in one eye for a month) - Although I was very stubborn, she helped me eat, stopped me walking into walls and even directed my aim for the toilet (although this was to stop me pissing on the floor/bath/sink!)
I kept insisting that she let me get on with it myself, but she kept on helping.
One of the reasons that I consider myself lucky to have married her
(Fri 3rd Oct 2008, 10:37, More)
My Wife/Me Blind
Many moons ago I managed to scratch the cornea on my eye - the strain on my other eye caused me to lose my vision in both eyes for about two weeks (I was blind in one eye for a month) - Although I was very stubborn, she helped me eat, stopped me walking into walls and even directed my aim for the toilet (although this was to stop me pissing on the floor/bath/sink!)
I kept insisting that she let me get on with it myself, but she kept on helping.
One of the reasons that I consider myself lucky to have married her
(Fri 3rd Oct 2008, 10:37, More)
» Pet Stories
Danny The Hamster
Danny...I quite normal name for a not-normal hamster my brother and i owned. Danny was bought at the same time as another hamster we had called Herbie...
Herbie died shortly after and only now do i wonder about this...
It wasn't long after that we realised that Danny was INSANE. Hamsters can be quite docile usually, but Danny acted as if he had the rage virus. In order for us to put him in his play ball we would have to have one divert his attention, while the other scooped him up.
Danny bit...
Danny jumped...
Danny beared his teeth...
....at to add to this Danny screamed..not like a girly scream more like some sort of Banshee, who was out for blood. He screamed at us, the cat (who had teh fear), the wind and the curtains.
Added to this that the mad beast lived to the age of seven (good going for a hamster), but he was almost completely bald, like one of those dodgy, bald cats.
Personally when he died i wasn't sure whether to bury him or cremate him to ensure he didn't come back!
Never seen anything like it before or since - anyone else?
*Length? - Damm right*
(Sat 9th Jun 2007, 20:36, More)
Danny The Hamster
Danny...I quite normal name for a not-normal hamster my brother and i owned. Danny was bought at the same time as another hamster we had called Herbie...
Herbie died shortly after and only now do i wonder about this...
It wasn't long after that we realised that Danny was INSANE. Hamsters can be quite docile usually, but Danny acted as if he had the rage virus. In order for us to put him in his play ball we would have to have one divert his attention, while the other scooped him up.
Danny bit...
Danny jumped...
Danny beared his teeth...
....at to add to this Danny screamed..not like a girly scream more like some sort of Banshee, who was out for blood. He screamed at us, the cat (who had teh fear), the wind and the curtains.
Added to this that the mad beast lived to the age of seven (good going for a hamster), but he was almost completely bald, like one of those dodgy, bald cats.
Personally when he died i wasn't sure whether to bury him or cremate him to ensure he didn't come back!
Never seen anything like it before or since - anyone else?
*Length? - Damm right*
(Sat 9th Jun 2007, 20:36, More)
» Beautiful but Bonkers
True! - Not Me, but a mate!
Boy meets girl,
Girl is boys 3rd girlfriend & 1st shag!
Girl attacks boy with knife,
Girl puts pillow over boys head while sleeping,
Girl accelarates and threatens to drive into brick wall, veering away at the last minute!,
Boy goes to pub with mates for weekday drink, boy not allowed back into flat they own,
Whenever boy is out of an evening, boy is not allowed to go back to flat...,
They got married in June!
PS Boy has had no horizontal action for 18 months.
Typing this i wonder who is the nutter...,
Not much length, but my mate was hung like red rum.!
(Tue 21st Nov 2006, 16:54, More)
True! - Not Me, but a mate!
Boy meets girl,
Girl is boys 3rd girlfriend & 1st shag!
Girl attacks boy with knife,
Girl puts pillow over boys head while sleeping,
Girl accelarates and threatens to drive into brick wall, veering away at the last minute!,
Boy goes to pub with mates for weekday drink, boy not allowed back into flat they own,
Whenever boy is out of an evening, boy is not allowed to go back to flat...,
They got married in June!
PS Boy has had no horizontal action for 18 months.
Typing this i wonder who is the nutter...,
Not much length, but my mate was hung like red rum.!
(Tue 21st Nov 2006, 16:54, More)