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» The Boss
First post!
My supervisor must weigh about 30 stone, she is absolutley mahoosive! Once she fell over and the ground was condemned due to damage caused. She is also the rudest, nastiest, selfish piece of work I've ever had the 'pleasure' of working with. She also uses up all the overtime budgets so no one else in our department gets to claim any if we stay over, which we often have to do as she never does any work.
Our current boss has the thickest Indian accent I've ever heard (I think she was hired to fill some kind of ethnic quota) and no one can tell a word what she says.
When I was 16 I worked in a kitchen for 2 days, caught my 'boss' smoking a joint out the back and my 'contract was ended'.
(Wed 24th Jun 2009, 17:54, More)
First post!
My supervisor must weigh about 30 stone, she is absolutley mahoosive! Once she fell over and the ground was condemned due to damage caused. She is also the rudest, nastiest, selfish piece of work I've ever had the 'pleasure' of working with. She also uses up all the overtime budgets so no one else in our department gets to claim any if we stay over, which we often have to do as she never does any work.
Our current boss has the thickest Indian accent I've ever heard (I think she was hired to fill some kind of ethnic quota) and no one can tell a word what she says.
When I was 16 I worked in a kitchen for 2 days, caught my 'boss' smoking a joint out the back and my 'contract was ended'.
(Wed 24th Jun 2009, 17:54, More)
» Bizarre habits
Top of the pops
I never ever take the first thing off the shelf/out of the packet I never take the first newspaper off the pile, always dig 3 or 4 down, or take the first biscuit out of the pack etc
If there is only one left, I'll leave it.
I dont know why,although I think it's something to do with being 'exposed to the air' or 'being touched by someone else'.
Odd.
(Sun 4th Jul 2010, 17:08, More)
Top of the pops
I never ever take the first thing off the shelf/out of the packet I never take the first newspaper off the pile, always dig 3 or 4 down, or take the first biscuit out of the pack etc
If there is only one left, I'll leave it.
I dont know why,although I think it's something to do with being 'exposed to the air' or 'being touched by someone else'.
Odd.
(Sun 4th Jul 2010, 17:08, More)
» Tramps
Piss bag woman
There used to be an old female tramp by us who wore a humungous leather coat stuffed with empty carrier bags, you could see them peeping out of the seams. I'm not talking just filling the pokcets here, I mean in the lining.Everytime you saw her (which was only now and again, where had she been hiding?) the coat was a little more tatty. She also used to stink of piss and mumble. No one knew her name, or where she came from, she was known as 'piss bag woman'. I felt sorry for her in a way (very small way) as all the local kids would chuck stuff at her and take the mickey, shouting 'pissbag woman - what's in the bags' and that...
I was on the bus one day, many moons ago, and she got on, (she was well known in the area and most drivers wouldnt let her on the bus), sat at the back and literally pissed herself, all over the back seat of the 11C.
Anyway, rumour has it that she got eventually run over by a bus. It's unconfirmed if it was the driver of the 'wet-bus', acting out his revenge for soiling his seats...
(Thu 2nd Jul 2009, 20:43, More)
Piss bag woman
There used to be an old female tramp by us who wore a humungous leather coat stuffed with empty carrier bags, you could see them peeping out of the seams. I'm not talking just filling the pokcets here, I mean in the lining.Everytime you saw her (which was only now and again, where had she been hiding?) the coat was a little more tatty. She also used to stink of piss and mumble. No one knew her name, or where she came from, she was known as 'piss bag woman'. I felt sorry for her in a way (very small way) as all the local kids would chuck stuff at her and take the mickey, shouting 'pissbag woman - what's in the bags' and that...
I was on the bus one day, many moons ago, and she got on, (she was well known in the area and most drivers wouldnt let her on the bus), sat at the back and literally pissed herself, all over the back seat of the 11C.
Anyway, rumour has it that she got eventually run over by a bus. It's unconfirmed if it was the driver of the 'wet-bus', acting out his revenge for soiling his seats...
(Thu 2nd Jul 2009, 20:43, More)