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» Dumb things you've done

My true story poem :

I walked back to my office chair
without checking my underwear
'seconds from disaster' will buy my tale
of how my boxer shorts did fail
As i sat i felt the pain
the twisting agony , and testicular strain
Its seems I'd let slip my 2 veg and meat
and trapped my bits between my arse and my seat
(Fri 21st Dec 2007, 10:26, More)

» This book changed my life

The one the judge threw at me.

(Thu 15th May 2008, 15:39, More)

» How nerdy are you?

I play world of warcraft.
I have a lightsaber.
I have all of the next Gen on dvd.
It annoys me when people call "Doctor Who", "Dr.Who".

Sometimes , just sometimes I say "on screen" when making a videocall.
(Thu 6th Mar 2008, 11:20, More)

» The most cash I've ever carried

One time..
I had all my money for a task i was doing for my dads company. It came to around £3000. Not that much but enough. To keep it "safe" I split it into portions and put it in various pockets on my coat and in places on my lovely new red moped. On arriving home i put it all in the safe as instructed , or so i thought.

The next evening i got mugged going to the chip shop , two guys were alot bigger and demanded all my cash , well thats ok cos all i had on me was my house key and £3 pound for chips and a sausage and perhapes a can of coke.

I handed the money over thinking fuck it its 3 quid and ill remember what they look like and report it later. It was one of these boys deciding i was lying that really did it. He searched my pockets and found £100 pounds , not only did they take this but i got a hiding for lying.

I explained all this to my dad , cue second hiding for "stealing" money from him !

(this was actually a story for last weeks question but got there too late , would be pearoast!)
(Tue 27th Jun 2006, 8:39, More)

» Mugged

A few years back..
Two guys tried to mug my cousin Jim (james , jamie , never know these days). Well jim isnt a stranger to alcohol and violence and had a skinful that very evening.

The conversation gos something like "gimme your wallet" from one of the two muggers , and a breif "no" from my cousin jim.

3 minuites of violance later jim gets bored and leaves them lying beaten on the street. But not before taking the oppotunity to "upgrade" his trainers , as one of the muggers had a brand new pair on.

The muggee becomes the mugger ???
(Sun 18th Jun 2006, 14:17, More)
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