» Best Graffiti Ever

My mate sent me this...
...said he saw it on a toilet wall...legitimacy is unknown:


(Mon 7th May 2007, 4:20, More)

» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?

Seagull Platter
Once saw a guy coming out of a pub at midnight, staggeringly drunk. He vomited copious amounts of orangey goodness 3 times onto the road, whilst continuing to walk. Then a flock of seagulls came down for a feast. Then a taxi came down the road and ran over one of the seagulls...into the vomit. Worst thing was, the other seagulls returned to continue their meal, around their recently deceased buddy.

And the wind kept blowing its wing up and down, making it look like it was still alive. But it was dead. I checked.
(Sun 24th Jun 2007, 4:28, More)

» My first experience of porn

My idea of love comes from...
...a childhood glimpse of pornography...
(Sat 27th Jan 2007, 6:08, More)

» Encounters with Royalty

Fine Wines of the Prince of Wales
At the sprightly age of 13 I met Prince Charles after some charity work our school had done - was quite a sweet day, all expenses paid trip to London, free meal, free hotel, and of course the chance to meet HRH. Only thing was, I was just turning into a bit of a cheeky rebel, and the Prince came to our table just after I'd sampled the non-alcoholic wine. To which I said to him "Here, yer wine's pish man, there's nae alcohol in it".

He just chuckled and I got a detention.
(Fri 4th Aug 2006, 17:25, More)