» School Sports Day

Hockey
I'm not normaly a violent person but.....

Part way through High School I suddenly found I was fairly good at hockey, normaly being a total duffer at any sport I felt rightously big headed that maybe now was my time to join the school hockey team ready for the little sports day match they had each year.
Only thats where things went horribley wrong.

On the very first practice we were forced by the rather too close for comfort male P.E teacher to have a short game on a field that looked like it hadnt been mowed for a good few years. All went well and I was beginning to enjoy myself when the year bully, a rather big girl with hideous train track braces, decides she is going to foul me. Her wooden hockey stick meets mine, the resulting momentum causing my stick to slip all the way up over her knuckles and finnaly squarely meeting with her mouth braces and all.
As her lip blossomed into a beautiful shade of purple, I made a sharp exit.

Needly to say she never bullied me again.......... nor played hockey.
(Sat 1st Apr 2006, 19:26, More)

» Accidentally Erotic

Just where is that switch?!
Yes understand the optican one. The darkness that very odd looking chair like some ex Hammer Horror set piece, the face soo irresitably close... trying not to just kiss them...

Also was once helping to empty a walk in cuboard with very nice guy from a storage company. only the door of the cuboard opened into a corridor and someone thought it would be funny to shut it whilst we were both in it. Cue ensuing fumbling (in pitch darkness) to try and find light switch and many mumbled 'sorry' when groping hands found the 'wrong' switches.

Made the day go o so much quicker
(Tue 7th Feb 2006, 19:43, More)