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» School Sports Day
loads!
Got serveral stories, but then one that really makes me piss my self is the story of an unlikely victory, then to be snatched away through sheer thickoness!
My friend who shall be named Nick for it is his name, was in the 800 meters.
on the gun he pelts off at high speed and is well in the lead by 300, as he comes up to the line the bell rings! He triumpfently punches the air and shouts ''YES!'' and stops, at this point I point out 800 meters is 2 laps of the track as I amble past.
Looking around barley being able to live through being so knackered, everyone else passes him and he continues to come last!
To the great laughter of teachers and pupils.
(Thu 30th Mar 2006, 13:15, More)
loads!
Got serveral stories, but then one that really makes me piss my self is the story of an unlikely victory, then to be snatched away through sheer thickoness!
My friend who shall be named Nick for it is his name, was in the 800 meters.
on the gun he pelts off at high speed and is well in the lead by 300, as he comes up to the line the bell rings! He triumpfently punches the air and shouts ''YES!'' and stops, at this point I point out 800 meters is 2 laps of the track as I amble past.
Looking around barley being able to live through being so knackered, everyone else passes him and he continues to come last!
To the great laughter of teachers and pupils.
(Thu 30th Mar 2006, 13:15, More)
» My computer gave away my secrets
Dogs and bitches!
My first post hoooray!
Once upon a blue moon.
A cople of years ago, we had a new computer and it was linked to the web etc, and our dog had died about 2 years before, (what the hells th conection you all shout!)
My mum is new to the tinterweb.
Any way she wanted a new dog and wanted to find out about breeds.
So I said, go to google, and showed her how and where to type etc, then buggered off to make some sustinace (food)
When I returned severly minuets later, my mum was sat red faced at a blank screen.
She said she didn't know what she had done!
So i turned the monitor on and there were about 12 pages of porn open, she had tpyed Dogs and bitches into google and clicked on a random link. Upon realising she attempted to close the window and was attacked by loads of porn pop ups.
Sorry for length.
(Tue 14th Feb 2006, 14:12, More)
Dogs and bitches!
My first post hoooray!
Once upon a blue moon.
A cople of years ago, we had a new computer and it was linked to the web etc, and our dog had died about 2 years before, (what the hells th conection you all shout!)
My mum is new to the tinterweb.
Any way she wanted a new dog and wanted to find out about breeds.
So I said, go to google, and showed her how and where to type etc, then buggered off to make some sustinace (food)
When I returned severly minuets later, my mum was sat red faced at a blank screen.
She said she didn't know what she had done!
So i turned the monitor on and there were about 12 pages of porn open, she had tpyed Dogs and bitches into google and clicked on a random link. Upon realising she attempted to close the window and was attacked by loads of porn pop ups.
Sorry for length.
(Tue 14th Feb 2006, 14:12, More)
» Messing with the Dark Side
German Helmet.
Cammelfanny
''the thirteenth devil woooooo!
We did a Wonggy (how the fuck do you spell it?) board in our shed, there we're 8 of us. 1984 I think?''
1983 you silly cow! And there was a Devil! I kicked him in the nuts! If you hadn't have run off you would of seen him. (really! Kids!)
Any way my story.
We went to France to vistit the somme with my Mum and Dad and 1 of my brothers. Because it was something my Mum always wanted to do, plus I found it very interesting as well.
Any way we toured round the battle field and came to a place called Delvil or Devils Wood as the South African soldiers called it. There was only one original tree still left which had been shelled to shit! Any way my Mum said she found it scary as it was getting dark, and there was a funny feeling in the air. Probably the curry I had for lunch.
Any way I bought an WWI German helmet that had been dug up, it had a bullet hole in it. My Mum then Refused to dust my room from then on saying the helmet was haunted by the poor sod who had his brains blown out, in it.
One night I had a vision of shadow on my floor of a German soldier, to be honest I have no idea if it was a dream (probably!) But in the morning I sat with it on me knee and explained to it (twat!) that I was just looking after the helmet and it's owner didn't need it any more.
The next night I had a vision or dream of this shadow waving good bye to me, and I haven't seen it since.
OOOOOOKA SPOOKA! Wooooooooooooooooo!
(Thu 20th Apr 2006, 16:09, More)
German Helmet.
Cammelfanny
''the thirteenth devil woooooo!
We did a Wonggy (how the fuck do you spell it?) board in our shed, there we're 8 of us. 1984 I think?''
1983 you silly cow! And there was a Devil! I kicked him in the nuts! If you hadn't have run off you would of seen him. (really! Kids!)
Any way my story.
We went to France to vistit the somme with my Mum and Dad and 1 of my brothers. Because it was something my Mum always wanted to do, plus I found it very interesting as well.
Any way we toured round the battle field and came to a place called Delvil or Devils Wood as the South African soldiers called it. There was only one original tree still left which had been shelled to shit! Any way my Mum said she found it scary as it was getting dark, and there was a funny feeling in the air. Probably the curry I had for lunch.
Any way I bought an WWI German helmet that had been dug up, it had a bullet hole in it. My Mum then Refused to dust my room from then on saying the helmet was haunted by the poor sod who had his brains blown out, in it.
One night I had a vision of shadow on my floor of a German soldier, to be honest I have no idea if it was a dream (probably!) But in the morning I sat with it on me knee and explained to it (twat!) that I was just looking after the helmet and it's owner didn't need it any more.
The next night I had a vision or dream of this shadow waving good bye to me, and I haven't seen it since.
OOOOOOKA SPOOKA! Wooooooooooooooooo!
(Thu 20th Apr 2006, 16:09, More)
» My Greatest Regrets
Scum!
Buying things I really don't need!
Saving each month just to pay bills!
Having so much tax taking of me to pay for scum, serf, chav, peasant cunts to sponge of me then go round steeling what ever they like, then being let of by the cunty left wing fucking goverment we have, who slap them on the wrist and say go on have more money! Thick cunts begat thick cunts! They should all be sterilized, hopefully Chlamydia will do that for us.
Bitter today! Very very bitter!
Democracy! What a joke! Robin Hood what a cunt!
and relax!
oooo suns out!
(Fri 6th Oct 2006, 12:17, More)
Scum!
Buying things I really don't need!
Saving each month just to pay bills!
Having so much tax taking of me to pay for scum, serf, chav, peasant cunts to sponge of me then go round steeling what ever they like, then being let of by the cunty left wing fucking goverment we have, who slap them on the wrist and say go on have more money! Thick cunts begat thick cunts! They should all be sterilized, hopefully Chlamydia will do that for us.
Bitter today! Very very bitter!
Democracy! What a joke! Robin Hood what a cunt!
and relax!
oooo suns out!
(Fri 6th Oct 2006, 12:17, More)