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I would comment if I didn't suffer from outrageous carriage wit. If you want a stinging yet witty riposte to your comment timed for roughly a fortnight hence, then I'm your gal...
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I would comment if I didn't suffer from outrageous carriage wit. If you want a stinging yet witty riposte to your comment timed for roughly a fortnight hence, then I'm your gal...
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» My Greatest Regrets
Regrets over not sleeping with more people
All of you who've written here about their biggest regrets involving not making a move on so-and-so who was 'gagging for it' etc etc should feel very pleased with themselves: if that truly is your biggest regret then you have nothing to worry about. It's the biggies in life that get you, like not making the effort to talk to someone, then finding out they passed away. If there's someone out there you've been meaning to call and tell them how much you like their company then for Gods' sake do it: you never know what might happen to them, or to you before you get the chance.
(Mon 9th Oct 2006, 14:41, More)
Regrets over not sleeping with more people
All of you who've written here about their biggest regrets involving not making a move on so-and-so who was 'gagging for it' etc etc should feel very pleased with themselves: if that truly is your biggest regret then you have nothing to worry about. It's the biggies in life that get you, like not making the effort to talk to someone, then finding out they passed away. If there's someone out there you've been meaning to call and tell them how much you like their company then for Gods' sake do it: you never know what might happen to them, or to you before you get the chance.
(Mon 9th Oct 2006, 14:41, More)
» My Collection
STDs
I have a theory on sexually transmitted diseases - they are like pokemon - you gotta catch 'em all!
Ahem, I have also spent many years accumulating a comprehensive collection of body lice.
(Sat 13th Jan 2007, 20:33, More)
STDs
I have a theory on sexually transmitted diseases - they are like pokemon - you gotta catch 'em all!
Ahem, I have also spent many years accumulating a comprehensive collection of body lice.
(Sat 13th Jan 2007, 20:33, More)
» Picky Eaters
Bananas!
As a child all I would eat was bananas, until I was nearly five I'd only eat something if it contained at least one banana. Then for some reason I don't even remember I went off them, and now the smell of them makes me retch. That banana flavour medicin they used to give children used to make me vomit, eurgh!
They are completely evil.
(Mon 5th Mar 2007, 18:53, More)
Bananas!
As a child all I would eat was bananas, until I was nearly five I'd only eat something if it contained at least one banana. Then for some reason I don't even remember I went off them, and now the smell of them makes me retch. That banana flavour medicin they used to give children used to make me vomit, eurgh!
They are completely evil.
(Mon 5th Mar 2007, 18:53, More)
» Worst Nicknames Ever
Pointless and Irrelevant
My own ridiculous nickname is Cheech: my first name being Charly, shortened to Chichi, and thence to Cheech...cheers for that!
I once dated a succession of guys, all christened Dave, whos nicknames were Spider, Goose, and Frog (also known as fluff) I never did discover why...
One of the guys I live with currently is called Emperor the Second, which developed when he got to second base with a girl...lovely!
Another guy I live with is is known as Disco D, simply for the reaction it illicits when you call him that (he goes a bit mental and starts trying to pound on people - he's a tiny weegie and wouldnt hurt a fly normally)
Oh, another (estranged) ex boyfriend of mine is called six chins brooks, because he is a hefty bastard and eats far too many pies...oh and has the most impressive set of man boobs since jabba the hut!
Another friend of mine is called Captain Shoulder Beard because he has some of the most frighteningly impressive back hair I have ever seen.
A girl I live with was christened during freshers week when she let rip the most almighty belch, and became known as Belcher, shortened to 'B' - it has stuck, and nearly two years on she still responds to B.
(Sat 20th May 2006, 14:55, More)
Pointless and Irrelevant
My own ridiculous nickname is Cheech: my first name being Charly, shortened to Chichi, and thence to Cheech...cheers for that!
I once dated a succession of guys, all christened Dave, whos nicknames were Spider, Goose, and Frog (also known as fluff) I never did discover why...
One of the guys I live with currently is called Emperor the Second, which developed when he got to second base with a girl...lovely!
Another guy I live with is is known as Disco D, simply for the reaction it illicits when you call him that (he goes a bit mental and starts trying to pound on people - he's a tiny weegie and wouldnt hurt a fly normally)
Oh, another (estranged) ex boyfriend of mine is called six chins brooks, because he is a hefty bastard and eats far too many pies...oh and has the most impressive set of man boobs since jabba the hut!
Another friend of mine is called Captain Shoulder Beard because he has some of the most frighteningly impressive back hair I have ever seen.
A girl I live with was christened during freshers week when she let rip the most almighty belch, and became known as Belcher, shortened to 'B' - it has stuck, and nearly two years on she still responds to B.
(Sat 20th May 2006, 14:55, More)