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I'm Josh. I'm more of a observer than a poster, maybe when I find a good torrent for photoshop i might learn to use the bastard.
I like saying things though.

PS: Puns are the highest form of humour.

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» Addicted

TEA!
I'm on about 6-7 cups a day. Without it i start to suffer withdrawal symptoms and I now need it JUST TO FEEL NORMAL!
However when I was a kid it used to be coffee, until i realised it was the reason I could never sleep at night...
So in effect I have moved from heroin to methadone.
Would love to write more but I have a powerful hankerin' for a cuppa
(Thu 18th Dec 2008, 18:34, More)

» I don't understand the attraction

House
I saw this recently with a friend who thought I NEEDED to see the programme because it was amazing and it would change my life. It seems the (hour long) entire episode is spent waiting for Hugh Laurie to say something cynical or derisive. I perhaps wouldn't mind it so much if I didn't get the creeping feeling that House's character was "pioneered" years earlier in the ever-saccharine shitcom Scrubs; in the form of the mincingly camp Dr Cox. Wasn't good then either.
(Wed 21st Oct 2009, 16:53, More)

» Call Centres

When working for Manchester based ambulance chasers "Legal Advice Bureau"
the highlight of my career was discovering that a 10 year old boy had cut off his finger at school after a metal gate slammed onto it.

Apparently the gate should have been locked so the school was sued. On the bright side I received £60.

Get in.
(Fri 4th Sep 2009, 12:04, More)

» Bullies

I want to hear from more bullies
cunts they might be, but I'll bet a story of cruelty inflicted on somebody else is a whole lot funnier than a harrowing account of cruelty inflicted on the writer.

Revenge stories are always best though.
(Thu 14th May 2009, 1:52, More)

» I'm going to Hell...

As an anarchically minded 14 year old
who'd just bought "never mind the bollocks" wearing baggy jeans (with the obligatory chain attached) I am ashamed to say, whilst on a visit to a cemetery with parents I slunk off to take out my impotent rage (at the world in general/at not being able to get a girlfriend)on a rather wobbly gravestone.
The said memorial smashed into about 6 chunky pieces, instantly filling me with powerful sensations of guilt and satisfaction in equal measure.
(Thu 11th Dec 2008, 18:07, More)
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