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I am older than 25, younger than 35. Male, sometimes, and live in chavvy peterborough. However, I am not a chav, and was born miles away, so I AM NOT from peterborough, I just live here.
I have no diseases just yet, so if you see me in the street, feel free to kiss me. I will ad a photo soon. Once I have made myself look a little thinner via photoshop. Which I dont mind doing, it just takes up a lot of my time, and energy, and I need that for my Wii.
My daughters 8 now, but may not live to 9 if she does not stop being so fucking lippy. I dont know who she gets it off.
My missus is loverly bless her. She puts up with me thats for sure, and she makes the best chips around. FACT.
You will find me easily approachable, so feel free to pass comment on my comments of other peoples comments about comments made on my comments of them.
A little riddle for you.
A man takes a wooden barrel into a shop, puts something in it, only to find it weighs lighter than when it had nothing in it. What did he put in it?
Meet the family.
Thanks Monty and Captain Pilchard for finding the great Wired For Sound for me.
More Cliff here!!! Official Site and Wired For Sound here!!! With thanks to Monty Propps and Captain Pilchard.
More cliffy goodness by Jorvic.
A proud member of the Shat club. May cliff bless monty.
If you feel so compelled as to want to MSN me, the address is raginbullfrog@tiscali.co.uk. This email is n longer used, so feel free to send any old crap to it.
My old mucker, MontyPropps made this vid of Anthea Turner getting burned, coupled with the Wilheim Scream. It made me chuckle a lot.
My second b3taday cake. Isnt it pretty?
With great thanks to Valin :-)
If you feel so compelled as to want to MSN me, the address is raginbullfrog@tiscali.co.uk. This email is n longer used, so feel free to send any old crap to it.
Best radio station evar!!! Dandelion radio.
I am slightly in love with Miranda Kerr. Isnt she lovely.
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I am older than 25, younger than 35. Male, sometimes, and live in chavvy peterborough. However, I am not a chav, and was born miles away, so I AM NOT from peterborough, I just live here.
I have no diseases just yet, so if you see me in the street, feel free to kiss me. I will ad a photo soon. Once I have made myself look a little thinner via photoshop. Which I dont mind doing, it just takes up a lot of my time, and energy, and I need that for my Wii.
My daughters 8 now, but may not live to 9 if she does not stop being so fucking lippy. I dont know who she gets it off.
My missus is loverly bless her. She puts up with me thats for sure, and she makes the best chips around. FACT.
You will find me easily approachable, so feel free to pass comment on my comments of other peoples comments about comments made on my comments of them.
A little riddle for you.
A man takes a wooden barrel into a shop, puts something in it, only to find it weighs lighter than when it had nothing in it. What did he put in it?
Meet the family.
Thanks Monty and Captain Pilchard for finding the great Wired For Sound for me.
More Cliff here!!! Official Site and Wired For Sound here!!! With thanks to Monty Propps and Captain Pilchard.
More cliffy goodness by Jorvic.
ITS ONLY FUCKING GLASTONBURY TEIM
A proud member of the Shat club. May cliff bless monty.
If you feel so compelled as to want to MSN me, the address is raginbullfrog@tiscali.co.uk. This email is n longer used, so feel free to send any old crap to it.
My old mucker, MontyPropps made this vid of Anthea Turner getting burned, coupled with the Wilheim Scream. It made me chuckle a lot.
My second b3taday cake. Isnt it pretty?
With great thanks to Valin :-)
If you feel so compelled as to want to MSN me, the address is raginbullfrog@tiscali.co.uk. This email is n longer used, so feel free to send any old crap to it.
Best radio station evar!!! Dandelion radio.
I am slightly in love with Miranda Kerr. Isnt she lovely.
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Find loads of cool photoshop stuff here. About 7000 things to download.
My first b3taday cake, made by TBL. Cheers and all that.
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» I met a weirdo on the interweb
Misread title.
I was lazily chatting on a web site chat room. I put in my normal stupid login name like Peter File, just to see if anyone got it. All of a sudden. A lovely message came from Chrissy CD. Now, being slightly sheltered from all this web speak at the time, I thought this particular person was from County Durham, or some else that has CD as intials. For example, the people from Florida used FL. One thing led to another and we were hitting the gutter talking dirty to each other. Then the request for photos came. I jumped at the chance. Eagerly with my free hand I reached to the download button only to find what could be descried as a Tommy Vance lookaliky person wearing a black miniskirt and his meat and two veg dangling for the world to see. The studded dog collar was the last of my worries as he sraddled the bed with a sign saying "chrissy wants you". Little did I know that CD stood for cross dreasser, and some fucker could have told me sooner.
(Sun 19th Mar 2006, 15:44, More)
Misread title.
I was lazily chatting on a web site chat room. I put in my normal stupid login name like Peter File, just to see if anyone got it. All of a sudden. A lovely message came from Chrissy CD. Now, being slightly sheltered from all this web speak at the time, I thought this particular person was from County Durham, or some else that has CD as intials. For example, the people from Florida used FL. One thing led to another and we were hitting the gutter talking dirty to each other. Then the request for photos came. I jumped at the chance. Eagerly with my free hand I reached to the download button only to find what could be descried as a Tommy Vance lookaliky person wearing a black miniskirt and his meat and two veg dangling for the world to see. The studded dog collar was the last of my worries as he sraddled the bed with a sign saying "chrissy wants you". Little did I know that CD stood for cross dreasser, and some fucker could have told me sooner.
(Sun 19th Mar 2006, 15:44, More)
» Guilty Pleasures, part 2
When I change watch batteries at work,
if the customer is annoying, I write 'the owner of this watch is a cunt' in indelible ink on the inside of the case. Replace it, and hand it back. The customer wonders blissfully unaware of the obscenity they are carrying around with them. That is very satisfying.
Oh, and dwarf porn.
(Sat 15th Mar 2008, 19:09, More)
When I change watch batteries at work,
if the customer is annoying, I write 'the owner of this watch is a cunt' in indelible ink on the inside of the case. Replace it, and hand it back. The customer wonders blissfully unaware of the obscenity they are carrying around with them. That is very satisfying.
Oh, and dwarf porn.
(Sat 15th Mar 2008, 19:09, More)
» Have you ever seen a dead body?
Dirty old man.
I had to 'work' in an old folks home when I was about 16, courtesy of the Fuzz. There was many deaths, as you would imagine. The most memorable being a guy called Sid. He was a lovely guy. He was married, but had a dirty secret. He couldn't help but molest the female residents. He would try and kiss them. Touch them up. And generally rub up against them in the hallway.
This was until, alas, I caught him hanging off a bed with his trousers around his ankles, trying to kiss a lady, and miserably attempting to clamber on the bed.
'GET OFF HER SID' I shouted, and barged into the room. He jumped and his little chap wobbled in the affray, poking out of his Y-fronts. And the bugger collapsed on the floor. 'For fucks sake', I thought. 'I've killed him'.
I reached down, and I could see he was breathing. He was fine after all, but the lady somehow lay perfectly still she didn't even jump or stir. She just lay there, dead.
(Tue 4th Mar 2008, 20:09, More)
Dirty old man.
I had to 'work' in an old folks home when I was about 16, courtesy of the Fuzz. There was many deaths, as you would imagine. The most memorable being a guy called Sid. He was a lovely guy. He was married, but had a dirty secret. He couldn't help but molest the female residents. He would try and kiss them. Touch them up. And generally rub up against them in the hallway.
This was until, alas, I caught him hanging off a bed with his trousers around his ankles, trying to kiss a lady, and miserably attempting to clamber on the bed.
'GET OFF HER SID' I shouted, and barged into the room. He jumped and his little chap wobbled in the affray, poking out of his Y-fronts. And the bugger collapsed on the floor. 'For fucks sake', I thought. 'I've killed him'.
I reached down, and I could see he was breathing. He was fine after all, but the lady somehow lay perfectly still she didn't even jump or stir. She just lay there, dead.
(Tue 4th Mar 2008, 20:09, More)
» Heckles
Done some in my time
My finest I think was at a Culture Club do a few years back. My missus made me go and I was bored shitless.One of the acts (cant remember his name) said "this song is so beautiful. I would like it played at my funeral"Then I shouted YOU DIED TEN MINUTES AGO MATE. Made the Albert Hall laugh, I think.
(Fri 7th Apr 2006, 16:33, More)
Done some in my time
My finest I think was at a Culture Club do a few years back. My missus made me go and I was bored shitless.One of the acts (cant remember his name) said "this song is so beautiful. I would like it played at my funeral"Then I shouted YOU DIED TEN MINUTES AGO MATE. Made the Albert Hall laugh, I think.
(Fri 7th Apr 2006, 16:33, More)
» The most childish thing you've done as an adult
I went down the stairs,
using my hands.
(Fri 18th Sep 2009, 2:07, More)
I went down the stairs,
using my hands.
(Fri 18th Sep 2009, 2:07, More)