Profile for undergroundmonkey:

I'm Mark from York.
I now live in Omaha, Nebraska USA.
I'm queef at photofun but hopefully you guys will help me out. I've been a fan of the work shown on b3ta for ages so I thought I'd sign up.

I'm loving all teh quo pics.

Also, I am friends with Spanna who frequents this glorious site.


Sadly, most of my images end up like this one:


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drunkenoaf (even though he is a meanie)
Butters
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I'm Mark from York.
I now live in Omaha, Nebraska USA.
I'm queef at photofun but hopefully you guys will help me out. I've been a fan of the work shown on b3ta for ages so I thought I'd sign up.

I'm loving all teh quo pics.

Also, I am friends with Spanna who frequents this glorious site.


Sadly, most of my images end up like this one:


B3tans I admire:
mugatu
Happytoast
drunkenoaf (even though he is a meanie)
Butters
Recent front page messages:
none
Best answers to questions:
» Worst Nicknames Ever
During my secondary school years..
...I had an inexplicable fondness for wet-look hair gel. I wouldn't leave the house unless I had made my hair look like an oil tanker had spilt it's load over a beautiful coastline. The hair gel scenario itself didn't earn me a nickname until one day I had turned up to school, gelled up as ever only for my side burns to decide that they were going to become the fluffeh-est mutton chops the world had ever seen.
Some spare cunt from my french class decided to call me pube-sids from then on.....unfortunately for me, the cunting name stuck.
(Thu 18th May 2006, 19:04, More)
During my secondary school years..
...I had an inexplicable fondness for wet-look hair gel. I wouldn't leave the house unless I had made my hair look like an oil tanker had spilt it's load over a beautiful coastline. The hair gel scenario itself didn't earn me a nickname until one day I had turned up to school, gelled up as ever only for my side burns to decide that they were going to become the fluffeh-est mutton chops the world had ever seen.
Some spare cunt from my french class decided to call me pube-sids from then on.....unfortunately for me, the cunting name stuck.
(Thu 18th May 2006, 19:04, More)