» Airport Stories

"He's having a bad day..."
After a couple weeks in florida, i was in the airport departure lounge waiting fo my flight back home. Needed a slash, so trotted off to the nearest 'restroom'. I walked in, and somewhat to my surprise, the entire floor was covered in vomit, with a guy standing in the middle of it while i could hear God-knows-what flying out of someone in the first cubicle.

"Yea my mate's having a bit of a bad day" said the guy in front of me.

I found another restroom pretty quickly.
(Tue 7th Mar 2006, 20:36, More)

» Teenage Parties

I deserved it...
...i'd filled up my mates sink with vomit, and then left the taps running when i left. It was the least he could do.


(Sun 16th Apr 2006, 15:59, More)

» School fights

I used to get bullied
quite a lot at school, beaten up at break and lunch, i think it was out of jealousy that i was a hell of a lot smarter than the guys doing it.

Anyways, it was year 11, and after a couple years of pain and anguish, underhand comments, things thrown at me, beatings, etc, i snapped. Middle of the common room, i walked over to one of the guys who was sitting down, and punched him in the face. He stood up, i hit him again. And again. And he didn't hit back. It carried on until someone pulled me away into the head of year's office. I felt fantastic!

The funniest thing about it was they tried to expel *me* for this, choosing to ignore the fact that this had been happening to me almost daily for over 2 years. I apologised to the guy with crossed fingers, lied abut being very sorry to the headmaster. I'm still proud of what i did.

Apologies for length, i've never really told that story before, and it's good to get it off my chest. Yea, shoulda gone to grouphug shouldn't i...
(Thu 16th Mar 2006, 10:15, More)