» Other people's diaries

Not My Brothers Keeper
My brother kept a diary in the early 90's. At the time he was seeing some average chunky goth girl. When he was out, I popped into his room to find this book in there. A typical entry would read "Good shag. O, 69, etc. Spunked in her. Kicked her out and went to work." Charming. No wonder she dumped him. Following entries, when he was unemployed, would read.. "Got up at 11... had 6 hour wank, stopped because people would be coming back from work."

Later on, he hacked into my email account because an ex had asked him to. Unsurprisingly, the fact that someone may have a boyfriend (even if that boyfriend happens to be his own brother), is no impediment to him trying to get them to go to bed with him.

Luckily, he's the Evil Twin.
(Sat 3rd Feb 2007, 10:00, More)

» Stalked

stalker
...not so much stalking as being accused of stalking. My ex was one of those people who felt that whatever they did or chose was RIGHT, by virtue of the fact that they were always right. Years ago, I had a website that my ex found. Despite not talking to her for about two years, let alone mentioning her on it, I found my guest book full of her rather bizarre rambles about how I was stalking her. In the end I sent her a fairly clear and direct message asking her to leave me alone.

About 11pm on a Friday night I got an email from someone I'd never heard of, threatening to break my legs and never try to contact his girlfriend again. "With pleasure", I thought. Anyway, they're probably happily married now. Good for them.

Well, if I was going to stalk someone, I'd be pretty picky about who I'd stalk anyway..
(Fri 1st Feb 2008, 23:26, More)