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» Missing body parts
Not me but....
my cat. 22 years old he is, and he still wont die. had to have an eye removed, cost £150!!! could have done it for free with a stick.
(Tue 6th Jun 2006, 13:54, More)
Not me but....
my cat. 22 years old he is, and he still wont die. had to have an eye removed, cost £150!!! could have done it for free with a stick.
(Tue 6th Jun 2006, 13:54, More)
» I met a weirdo on the interweb
Weird Australian
After drunkenly taking down a lady friends email address and getting it wrong by one letter i found myself chatting on msn to some weird girl in australia of the same name. After rabbiting on to her for 15mins or so about what happened down the pub the previous weekend i asked why she had a picture of a fat ugly girl as her display pic. It was then that i realised this wasnt actually my friend and i had insulted some poor australian with a TURBO ugly face. Does that make me the internet weirdo or is it her for actually taking an interest in a strangers suffolk pub stories???
(Tue 21st Mar 2006, 13:43, More)
Weird Australian
After drunkenly taking down a lady friends email address and getting it wrong by one letter i found myself chatting on msn to some weird girl in australia of the same name. After rabbiting on to her for 15mins or so about what happened down the pub the previous weekend i asked why she had a picture of a fat ugly girl as her display pic. It was then that i realised this wasnt actually my friend and i had insulted some poor australian with a TURBO ugly face. Does that make me the internet weirdo or is it her for actually taking an interest in a strangers suffolk pub stories???
(Tue 21st Mar 2006, 13:43, More)
» Missing body parts
My missing bits.
As a baby my parents had me circumcised, pisses me off now, cos whenever my mates' girlfriends find out they always want to have a look. "ive never seen a real one" they say.
I say, if you whack your fanny out right now i'll show you, and they soon shut up.
Ive also had all four wisdom teeth out in one sitting, it fucking hurt and i wanted to beat three shades of shit out my dentist - wanker.
(Tue 6th Jun 2006, 13:49, More)
My missing bits.
As a baby my parents had me circumcised, pisses me off now, cos whenever my mates' girlfriends find out they always want to have a look. "ive never seen a real one" they say.
I say, if you whack your fanny out right now i'll show you, and they soon shut up.
Ive also had all four wisdom teeth out in one sitting, it fucking hurt and i wanted to beat three shades of shit out my dentist - wanker.
(Tue 6th Jun 2006, 13:49, More)
» Teenage Parties
NO WAY WAS IT ME.....
When i was 14 me and a mate gate crashed a half-friends house party. I got mashed on red wine and did chin ups on her parents open garage door. Someone stirred me from my half- in-the-road drunken slumber to say i had broken the garage door. im now 24 and off to the pub tonight, looking forward to passing out and the fact the pub as no garage door. Could not cope with getting barred from there as well. mmmm beer.
(Wed 19th Apr 2006, 13:56, More)
NO WAY WAS IT ME.....
When i was 14 me and a mate gate crashed a half-friends house party. I got mashed on red wine and did chin ups on her parents open garage door. Someone stirred me from my half- in-the-road drunken slumber to say i had broken the garage door. im now 24 and off to the pub tonight, looking forward to passing out and the fact the pub as no garage door. Could not cope with getting barred from there as well. mmmm beer.
(Wed 19th Apr 2006, 13:56, More)
» Worst Nicknames Ever
My friend EAGLE
if anyone read my earlier post about my mate who looks like sam eagle from the muppets i have an apology to make. I said he doesn't squawk bu he has seen my post and wants people to know he does in fact squawk, but only when he has a lady riding his nob. i however think its when he rides nobs, as he has also had the nick name NOB JOCKEY before.
ps. Steve, please dont buy cheap beer for tonight, nice stuff only please, its friday and i wanna get tanked.
many thanks, BEAN.
(Fri 19th May 2006, 14:13, More)
My friend EAGLE
if anyone read my earlier post about my mate who looks like sam eagle from the muppets i have an apology to make. I said he doesn't squawk bu he has seen my post and wants people to know he does in fact squawk, but only when he has a lady riding his nob. i however think its when he rides nobs, as he has also had the nick name NOB JOCKEY before.
ps. Steve, please dont buy cheap beer for tonight, nice stuff only please, its friday and i wanna get tanked.
many thanks, BEAN.
(Fri 19th May 2006, 14:13, More)