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» Will you go out with me?

bloody yanks

Some bloody Yank is now going out with the last girl I asked out.

I asked and she said she liked someone else which seeing as she spoke about him sometimes in that kind of way was probably true.

Then she just gets over that and goes out with a different guy, the Yank.

Bloody Yanks !!!
(Thu 28th Aug 2008, 22:28, More)

» Putting the Fun in Funeral

grandads funeral
my grandad was cremated and while his coffin was sitting there before it went behind curtains my dad said something I havent forgotten he said "remember this because this is the last time you'll see your grandad" what sucks is I hardly ever see my dad or my aunts any more which is good cos they are rude and stuff and the next time I see them will probably be at my nans funeral when she dies
(Sun 14th May 2006, 13:58, More)

» Easiest Job Ever

data entry clerk easy money
I worked for a bank processing credit card applications,
we had to do something called dectel where we put papers together which we were supposed to put them in order, but we just stapled any old piece to any other old piece.
we used to get all the applications there were done and run out of applications to process so everybody even the boss went to the pub and we were still getting paid while we were in the pub
(Tue 14th Sep 2010, 0:20, More)

» Social Networking Gaffes

damn
man, this QOTW is gettin all nerdy
(Thu 11th Sep 2008, 19:00, More)

» Voyeurism

laying in bed
when I was 14 or 15 I was about to sleep only to hear something going on outside, so I look out the window and see the couple in the flat opposite doing it doggystyle, I heard everything as they had the top part of their window open and the curtains open with only the nets blockin anything, I never heard or saw another show again tho, no matter how many times I looked out the window, Once though, they started kissin and looked like they was gonna have a session when they stopped kissin and the dude looked up looking straight at me and so I ducked but never saw them at it again
(Thu 11th Oct 2007, 23:47, More)
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