» Useless Information

Stuff
ABBA was named after it's founding members; Alan, Brenda, Bill and Aunty Mary(Thanks, Vic and Bob).

Fish can breathe air, but because they're snobs, they'd rather die than do so.

Bram Stoker invented haggis.

Marilyn Manson once hugged a puppy live on stage.

Rope is made of rat pubes.

Blood is actually jam that has been chemically altered by the body.

Emily Bronte invented haggis.

Monkeys share 33% of their jeans with other monkeys. Not their new ones, just the ones that have got a bit of wear around the crotch.

100% of these facts are more factual than 90% of the 'facts' posted this week.
That is all.
(Mon 21st Mar 2005, 17:37, More)

» Weddings

Tsk, eh?
At family weddings my older relatives used to tell me I was next and they only stopped doing so when I turned on the tune in my van to make them think I was out of ice cream.
(Tue 19th Jul 2005, 23:15, More)

» Teenage Crushes - Part Two

Violet Berlin
Geeky, techie, told me all about the latest games, with a boosted attractiveness-by-comparison thanks to standing beside Andy Crane.
Pretty much cemented my desire towards girls who could install something on a computer without crying.
(Sat 7th Nov 2009, 9:07, More)

» The most childish thing you've done as an adult

It's the little things
Pressing someone's nose and saying "Beep!".
Pointing at someone's chest with a confused look, then when they look down, lifting my arm and flicking their nose.

And if someone tells you that you're being childish, just cross your eyes and let your tongue stick out slightly. Or just call them a lesbian and run away.
(Thu 17th Sep 2009, 19:28, More)