» Housemates

Killing 'Guests'
There are several successful ways to dispatch your average rodent, one of the most effective is by using a frying pan. (They are fast, but so is a quick slam) Other tried and tested methods my flatmate has used include:

1) Dropping a wardrobe on top of one,

2) Stabbing one with an arrow. (He used to do archery)

3) Drowning one in the bath. (They're excellent swimmers, but using a upturned bowl will soon rid them of life)

4) Sticky traps / Snap traps. These rodents are city rodents, they aren't stupid. We have only ever caught one with a snap trap. If you put food in them, they will take it without triggering the trap. As for the glue paper stuff, it works well but is fucking horrible to clean up afterwards.

I haven't seen any for a while. Wait whats that rummaging by the bin...
(Mon 2nd Mar 2009, 22:10, More)

» Family Holidays

I'm going on holiday tommorow
yay for me, nay for the west country!
(Thu 2nd Aug 2007, 15:24, More)

» Strict Parents

My Family
My mother decided that she had to walk me to the bus stop when I started secondry school, hence much piss tackage for that.
(Thu 8th Mar 2007, 17:31, More)

» Picky Eaters

Not me
but my cousin who i won't name,
Informed me at Xmas he doesn't eat 'wet'
food. He wants to go to uni, so god only
knows how hes going to manage without spag bol
4 times a week. Pfft.
(Thu 1st Mar 2007, 17:55, More)

» Puns

Suppose you're
in the north of England, royalty is visiting, and you want to change the tv channel to a popular medical drama.

"Er ER, ER!"
(Thu 5th Mar 2009, 17:43, More)