» My Greatest Regrets

Geoff Boycott
(oooh, my second ever message)

...I wish I'd reciprocated the 'Fuck Off!' I got from Geoff Boycott (ex England cricketer, now Sky pundit etc) when, as an innocent 11-year-old, he non-too politely told me where to go when I asked for his autograph.

What a Nice Guy!
(Tue 10th Oct 2006, 18:42, More)

» Failed

BSCI (one of the Cisco certifications)
...took me five bastard attempts to get it. Became a personal mission in the end. I just found it dead, dead 'ard. Almost (probably did) become a standing joke in the office.
(Fri 5th Jan 2007, 20:05, More)

» I hurt my rude bits

Paper-Cut on Bell End
Imagine that!
(Fri 14th Jul 2006, 17:38, More)

» Rock and Roll Stories

Cheggars
Keith Chegwin. The Bassetlaw Show in Worksop circa 1982.

Beat That!
(Fri 30th Jun 2006, 20:26, More)