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Hulloes! I'm Matt and I mostly lurk, occasional crappy MSpaint Compo entries and some QOTWs anyway, meh, catch you on the board sometime.
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» Road Rage
Arrrrghhh!
The thing that really annoys the balls off me is Truck drivers on the motorway. Just yesterday I was making my way from My hometown of Reading, for that is where I live, to pick up Mrs. Tehmonster from work in Bracknell (one Junction down the M4).
I was in the middle lane, minding my own business at about 75 ish, paying full attention to my surroundings. This is something I always do as it really really REALLY fucks me off if other people do not. Anyways, I'm coming up to a lorry in the slow lane and the lorry is only doing about 55, bearing in mind that i'm going at least 20 miles an hour faster than him, he puts his indicator on for a split second and pulls into my lane, I have to slam the anchors on, tyres lock up and i nearly spin, cue me driving overtaking said twunt, cursing and swearing only to have the swearing fall on deaf ears. Fucking latvian drivers!
I guess the point I'm trying to make is that these vehicular obscenities should be banned from using anything but the slow lane on the motorways and dual carriageways. It takes them about 5 minutes to overtake a truck, because guess what... they're all limited to the same speed of 57.5 miles per hour. Therefore what is the point of overtaking and making it impossible for those that can do thenational speed limit, to do so!!!
ARRRRRRGH Rant Over!
*Pop* There goes cherry
7" of pure hard.... Text!
(Fri 13th Oct 2006, 14:16, More)
Arrrrghhh!
The thing that really annoys the balls off me is Truck drivers on the motorway. Just yesterday I was making my way from My hometown of Reading, for that is where I live, to pick up Mrs. Tehmonster from work in Bracknell (one Junction down the M4).
I was in the middle lane, minding my own business at about 75 ish, paying full attention to my surroundings. This is something I always do as it really really REALLY fucks me off if other people do not. Anyways, I'm coming up to a lorry in the slow lane and the lorry is only doing about 55, bearing in mind that i'm going at least 20 miles an hour faster than him, he puts his indicator on for a split second and pulls into my lane, I have to slam the anchors on, tyres lock up and i nearly spin, cue me driving overtaking said twunt, cursing and swearing only to have the swearing fall on deaf ears. Fucking latvian drivers!
I guess the point I'm trying to make is that these vehicular obscenities should be banned from using anything but the slow lane on the motorways and dual carriageways. It takes them about 5 minutes to overtake a truck, because guess what... they're all limited to the same speed of 57.5 miles per hour. Therefore what is the point of overtaking and making it impossible for those that can do thenational speed limit, to do so!!!
ARRRRRRGH Rant Over!
*Pop* There goes cherry
7" of pure hard.... Text!
(Fri 13th Oct 2006, 14:16, More)
» Dentists
Orin Scrivello (DDS)
When I was younger, just a bad little kid,
My momma noticed funny things I did,
Like Shooting puppies with a BB Gun
I\'d Poison Guppys and when I was done,
I\'d find a pussy cat and bash in it\'s head.
That\'s when my momma said
(what did she say)
She said my boy I think someday
You\'ll find a way, to make your natural tendencies pay.
Son, be a dentist, you have a talent for causing things pain!
Son, be a dentist, people will pay you to be inhumane.
Your temperments\' wron for the preisthood
And teaching would suit you still less!
Son, be a dentist - you\'ll be a success!
Dentists\' Sadistic barstewards, the lot of them!
About ten years ago I went to the NHS dentist with a really bad toothache, dentist (By the name of Dr. Kaspera) examined my mouth, found that I\'d gotten a hole through one of my molars and he decided I needed it removed. Fine I thought so a week later I go back to see the same dentist, puts me under local through a very painful injection and proceeds to pull the tooth out, the WRONG tooth out. Unbeknownst to me and assuming all was well, I went on my merry way home. When the local wore off I was left in excruciating pain. I went back the following day and this is what he had to say, and I quote.
\"Ah, i seem to have pulled the wrong tooth out, never mind I\'ll get the little bugger this time.\"
At which point I freaked, ran out of the surgery, closely followed by my mother. She decided to take me to another (non NHS) dentist who promptly filled the hole and I was on my way. Since then I have never been back, never had toothache and never needed to see a dentist.
Sadistic bastards the lot of them!!!!
(Fri 3rd Nov 2006, 10:58, More)
Orin Scrivello (DDS)
When I was younger, just a bad little kid,
My momma noticed funny things I did,
Like Shooting puppies with a BB Gun
I\'d Poison Guppys and when I was done,
I\'d find a pussy cat and bash in it\'s head.
That\'s when my momma said
(what did she say)
She said my boy I think someday
You\'ll find a way, to make your natural tendencies pay.
Son, be a dentist, you have a talent for causing things pain!
Son, be a dentist, people will pay you to be inhumane.
Your temperments\' wron for the preisthood
And teaching would suit you still less!
Son, be a dentist - you\'ll be a success!
Dentists\' Sadistic barstewards, the lot of them!
About ten years ago I went to the NHS dentist with a really bad toothache, dentist (By the name of Dr. Kaspera) examined my mouth, found that I\'d gotten a hole through one of my molars and he decided I needed it removed. Fine I thought so a week later I go back to see the same dentist, puts me under local through a very painful injection and proceeds to pull the tooth out, the WRONG tooth out. Unbeknownst to me and assuming all was well, I went on my merry way home. When the local wore off I was left in excruciating pain. I went back the following day and this is what he had to say, and I quote.
\"Ah, i seem to have pulled the wrong tooth out, never mind I\'ll get the little bugger this time.\"
At which point I freaked, ran out of the surgery, closely followed by my mother. She decided to take me to another (non NHS) dentist who promptly filled the hole and I was on my way. Since then I have never been back, never had toothache and never needed to see a dentist.
Sadistic bastards the lot of them!!!!
(Fri 3rd Nov 2006, 10:58, More)