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I'm just a lurker, cos I'm a complete spaz at all this computer shit. Pity, cos I've got some good ideas. One day......*sigh*

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I'm still a spaz, but this place makes me laugh like a bastard. Gawd bless you all.....

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Are these real, ma'am?
Last year I'd been conducting a bit of a email/text-based thing with a girl from Ireland. She was really into all manner of "unusual" stuff, and we finally decided to give it a go for real. It all went better than I could have hoped, we spent 4 days of non-stop naughtiness, including the use of a selection of toys and other items I'd bought. I gave them to her to keep afterwards, as I thought she might have more use for them, as the chances of finding anyone else like her was too remote to bother with.

Anyway, I dropped her off at the airport for her flight, said our goodbyes and off I went. I got back to the car and drove home.

I got a call from her that night. Going through security, she'd been stopped for a bag search. To her mortal embarrasement, the guy emptied out her hand luggage and went through a vast collection of dildoes, butt plugs, whips, cock rings, a strap-on, beads, the fucking works. All in front of the other passengers until she asked to be taken to a cubicle, where the security man paraded the entire collection to his colleagues while asking "Is this considered a weapon?" to each item.

We've kept in touch but she's not had the nerve to fly over since......
(Fri 3rd Mar 2006, 10:48, More)