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» Shops and Supermarkets

talking dog food
My mate used to write all sorts of speech bubbles coming out of the dogs mouth on dog tin foods saying all types of random stuff, quoting Kafka to really purile comments like "this is the cheap stuff you tight cunt!"
(Fri 11th May 2012, 0:22, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

not so much as graffitti....
going thru the outback to a silver mine on the dusty roads (where you sod about and generally drive too fast for the dusty road), there were helpfull homemade signs everynow and then, just to let you know you were heading in the right direction.

One sign said. SHARP LEFT BEND AHEAD!

Just after the bend another sign

TOLD YOU!
(Fri 4th May 2007, 11:18, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

on a large billboard
in cambridge with jo brands face advertising some crap show..

"Fat Dyke"

Says it all really....
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 22:59, More)

» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?

i shoot rabbits...
and was doing a clearance job for a farmer and every rabbit was needing to be destroyed, so a swift end by my rifle seemed a pretty good way to go. I shot a rabbit, only to see the its young one come up and nuzzle it, and then proceed to drink milk.
My heart panged for about .3 of second whilst I cycled another round and dropped the little un too. Well it was clearance job...

Length, it was about 30 meters i think....
(Sat 23rd Jun 2007, 8:01, More)

» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?

grosest thing i saw ever....
...and has not been beaten yet, Still makes me want to puke today. When I was a nipper walking back from school in Romford, I saw an indian mother *suck* the snot out of her sons runny nose and spat it on the pavement. I mean she put her whole mouth over his nose and sucked. Fucking gross. I am not knocking other races etc, but someone should tell em that hankies have existed for thousands of years....


Length? The splat on the pavement was about 3 inches across....

edit i just read beauty school droputs comment about people sucking snot. Seems its more common than i thought!
(Sat 23rd Jun 2007, 7:36, More)
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