» Best Graffiti Ever

not so much as graffitti....
going thru the outback to a silver mine on the dusty roads (where you sod about and generally drive too fast for the dusty road), there were helpfull homemade signs everynow and then, just to let you know you were heading in the right direction.

One sign said. SHARP LEFT BEND AHEAD!

Just after the bend another sign

TOLD YOU!
(Fri 4th May 2007, 11:18, More)

» Best Graffiti Ever

on a large billboard
in cambridge with jo brands face advertising some crap show..

"Fat Dyke"

Says it all really....
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 22:59, More)

» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?

i shoot rabbits...
and was doing a clearance job for a farmer and every rabbit was needing to be destroyed, so a swift end by my rifle seemed a pretty good way to go. I shot a rabbit, only to see the its young one come up and nuzzle it, and then proceed to drink milk.
My heart panged for about .3 of second whilst I cycled another round and dropped the little un too. Well it was clearance job...

Length, it was about 30 meters i think....
(Sat 23rd Jun 2007, 8:01, More)

» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?

grosest thing i saw ever....
...and has not been beaten yet, Still makes me want to puke today. When I was a nipper walking back from school in Romford, I saw an indian mother *suck* the snot out of her sons runny nose and spat it on the pavement. I mean she put her whole mouth over his nose and sucked. Fucking gross. I am not knocking other races etc, but someone should tell em that hankies have existed for thousands of years....


Length? The splat on the pavement was about 3 inches across....

edit i just read beauty school droputs comment about people sucking snot. Seems its more common than i thought!
(Sat 23rd Jun 2007, 7:36, More)

» Personal Hygiene

a Vicar, his car and some dogs
Mr Bardwell was one of the small puny miserable fucked up looking vicars that you see, you know the ones whos chins rest on their chest. Unfortunately he stank to high fucking heaven. He must be the first man to get to heaven first with out being dead. I used to work in a garage and he would come in. He had an estate car with 4 or 5 small dogs running havoc in it. We jacked it up once and dog piss run out of the lower end. We used to make this one guy work on it as he lost his sense of smell in a bike accident. I made the mistake of admitting to him i knew about car radios. "Can you look at mine"
I lasted about 8 seconds in the shit pit that was his car. I ripped the old sterio out (remember the ones with the huge flat pegs you pushed to get the station?). I ripped it out, gave it to him and said theres your problem, its fucked, and walked off.
Any mechanic will know that tools are expensive. We used to chuck the new lads snapons in the car!
We got fed up of the stinky fucker. He came in one day complaining of handbrake blah blah, so we said it would cost about £150 to fix. He rightly said it sounded to expensive, can we recomment somewhere else? Sure! 10 mins later the mechanic from accross the road comes roaring in swearing about this manky vicar being recommended to him.

Ahh, we laughed.

I was at a party some years later and was recanting this smelly tale, when the bloke i was talking to said "that was my uncle" after an embarrising pause, he added "he was a stinky cunt tho!"
(Fri 23rd Mar 2007, 21:59, More)