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NOW WITH A FAR SUPERIOR PSD OF HENRY BY THE VERY TALENTED AND SOME THINK HANDSOME, WiL



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"I swear somewhere in Papua New Guinea or something, there's a little tribe of people all praying to a picture they've somehow found of a long haired man cradling a mug of tea lovingly."
Captain Wow, daees no escapi uh Orgazmo, plepah-da meejor DOONG, Fri 16 May, 10:53.




I'm Mark a 45 year old, tea total, royalist, virgin.

Up until (see above) i had nothing to do with computer manipulated imagery, i was strictly a pritt stick and scissors man. I'm starting to get the hang of it, although i'm still pretty restricted to cutting and pasting and a bit of dodgy animation, but it keeps me entertained and off the streets.

and since you asked i can't abide derogatory references and cheap gags about folk with mental or physical disabilities LOL!!MONG11SPAKKER!!!111ROFL1!!!
just doesn't cut it for me.
if i had my way such posts would be met with the same amount of hostility as those that are overtly racist or homophobic, imho the very word mong should go the way of nigger, pakki and coon into history's bin. anything/situation can be humorous,if it's funny it's funny i'd just rather folk thought about the subject a wee bit more rather than just taking a cheap generalised shot at folk that have a hard enough time already.


me when i was only 11


i'm also here, but not much
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if for any strange reason you really need to contact me shout very, very loudly , or try gstq65atgooglemaildotcom, you're far better off shouting or using the send me a message thing up there^ because this account only gets checked every other full moon. spam me and you'll never play the piano again!!!!

THE VERY TALENTED HAPPY TOAST WORKED HIS MAGIC ON ONE OF MY IMAGES AND THIS IS THE RESULT, AND A FRONT PAGE TOO BOOT

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the lovely Sock rendered me thus:


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» Shoplifting

as at least 35 years have now passed
and the shop in question long since shut, i can confess that me and my gang of little urban tearaways used to frequently raid our local spar shop for jif lemons, you know the sort, those wonderful little plastic lemon shaped squirty things, after consuming the contents we would retire to the local public toilet, fill the the empty containers with water and while away many a happy hour making a nuisance of ourselves with our lemon shaped water pistols,
if memory serves me they were also available in other flavours and shapes but we preferred the lemons.
i might also add that the saying 'crime doesn't pay' is tosh, none of my little gang have ever suffered from scurvy, i put this solely down to our earlier criminal activities.
p.s don't tell my mum.
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