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When you're alone and life if bringing you worries you can always go Doon Tooon!
Hi, I'm Troy Maclure and you might remember me from such films like Shaving Ryans Privates and Fiddler on the Roofie. I am here to describe to you the profile of the Divine Miss Timbolina. she was a 92 year-old Burlesque Stripper who had several affairs with famous Trannie-Fuckers including : Jean-Claude Van-damme, Su Pollard, Hugh Grant (well... who hasn't?) and Peter Purvis (with Shep in a lusty 3-way). She died after a charity Parachute jump, when she eventually landed it took 2 weeks to remove both the lamp-post and the smile on her face.
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When you're alone and life if bringing you worries you can always go Doon Tooon!
Hi, I'm Troy Maclure and you might remember me from such films like Shaving Ryans Privates and Fiddler on the Roofie. I am here to describe to you the profile of the Divine Miss Timbolina. she was a 92 year-old Burlesque Stripper who had several affairs with famous Trannie-Fuckers including : Jean-Claude Van-damme, Su Pollard, Hugh Grant (well... who hasn't?) and Peter Purvis (with Shep in a lusty 3-way). She died after a charity Parachute jump, when she eventually landed it took 2 weeks to remove both the lamp-post and the smile on her face.
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» I hurt my rude bits
A couple of months ago
A couple of months ago, I decided to grow my nails. with quie a bit of success, I ended up having my hands photographed for a nightclub but that is another story...
Well anyway, It had been a looooong time since I had an encounter with another person (hmmmm....) and got extremely drunk.
Whilst I was helping my "friend" (who I never met before or seen since) out of his trousers I accidently grabbed too hard and sliced his member, causing a lot of pain (for him) and a lot of blood.
When I called the Ambulance and the 2 paramedics turned up, I tried to explain what happened "tactfully" but for some reason they (and later the entire staff at Accident and Emergency) found this funny. This guy ended up having 5 stitches for this wound.
I have since cut off my nails for fear of "Self-mutilation" or being called something out of Silence of the Lambs.
(Fri 14th Jul 2006, 16:44, More)
A couple of months ago
A couple of months ago, I decided to grow my nails. with quie a bit of success, I ended up having my hands photographed for a nightclub but that is another story...
Well anyway, It had been a looooong time since I had an encounter with another person (hmmmm....) and got extremely drunk.
Whilst I was helping my "friend" (who I never met before or seen since) out of his trousers I accidently grabbed too hard and sliced his member, causing a lot of pain (for him) and a lot of blood.
When I called the Ambulance and the 2 paramedics turned up, I tried to explain what happened "tactfully" but for some reason they (and later the entire staff at Accident and Emergency) found this funny. This guy ended up having 5 stitches for this wound.
I have since cut off my nails for fear of "Self-mutilation" or being called something out of Silence of the Lambs.
(Fri 14th Jul 2006, 16:44, More)