» Ripped Off

I'm still waiting..
for that lollypop my uncle promised me after brutally raping me up the shitter.

Bastard!
(Mon 19th Feb 2007, 21:26, More)

» Picky Eaters

Gay
Vegetarians- Gay!
Coeliacs- Gay
Nut allergies- funny but gay
Vegans- Gay than Gaylord McGayGay on the Gayest day of the millennium.
Fruitarians- oh f*ck off you gay
Lactose Intolerant- I hate prejudice in all its forms you big gay!
Anyone who has their steak "well-done"- well done you're a gay!
Women who don't swallow my cum- go lick some carpet you gays!
(Fri 2nd Mar 2007, 18:15, More)

» Other people's diaries

I've never read anyone's diary.
That's because I can't read.

I dictated this. To my dictator.

He doesn't read people's diaries either. He tortures them until they tell him what's in them.

Wahahahahah

(That was the dictator laughing)
(Mon 5th Feb 2007, 18:19, More)

» Ripped Off

erm...
"10 quid" Said the 15 year old prozzy after an hour of huffing and puffing.

"10 quid?" asked I. "You've ripped me off!"

"An hour of sex for 10 quid is not a rip off!" replied the vexed lady of the night.

"No no no!" I cried, "I went in a Cavalier and came out a Roundhead!"
(Mon 19th Feb 2007, 21:24, More)

» Top Tips

If the river runs red..
take the dirt track instead.

So romantic...
(Thu 25th Jan 2007, 18:00, More)